The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - Don Evans Resigns
Season 9 • 11/09/2004
Big news! Commerce Secretary Don Evans has resigned!
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Lewis Black concludes that the ballot initiative results confirm that Americans can dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky.
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A spokesman for the French hospital where Yasser Arafat is staying confirms that he is not dead.
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Bill KristolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
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The Christian right's newly-elected representatives in the Senate have Lewis Black praying to Jesus.
Mess O'Potamia - Attack on FallujahThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Ed Helms previews the upcoming Iraqi election, to be held three weeks after the current government repeals martial law.
Richard BransonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Richard Branson talks about his TV show "The Rebel Billionaire" and sending the contestants into space on Virgin Galactic.
Mess O'Potamia - FallujahThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
The United States sends a surge of troops into Fallujah and initiates the bloodiest battle of the war to date.
Moment of Zen - Fallujah at NightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
American soldiers observe the battle of Fallujah through night-vision goggles.
Intro - Don Evans ResignsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Jon announces Commerce Secretary Don Evans' long-anticipated resignation, and touches upon the concurrent resignation of a man named John Ashcroft.
Tom WolfeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Tom Wolfe learns about dating and cohabitation from his college campus visits.
Slow Voter TurnoutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Ed Helms reports on Florida's new voter registration form that includes a required check box for mental competence.
Science Scope - Small WonderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Scientists unearth the remains of a Hobbit-like human ancestor, while a new study of the Arctic finds temperatures there rising at twice the global rate.
Moment of Zen - Ashcroft SingsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
John Ashcroft stands at a podium and sings.
Headlines - Elephant WalkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
After serving President Bush for four fear-filled years, Attorney General John Ashcroft announces his resignation.
Last ResortThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
All the gunplay and violence at Colorado's Elk Mountain Resort naturally leads to swapping romantic terrorist training stories.
Headlines - Death of a ChairmanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Some Arafat supporters built funeral pyres to commemorate their beloved leader's famed hatred of car tires.
Death of Yasser ArafatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Should Samantha Bee take a "choked-up Walter Cronkite, great man is dead" tone, or go for a "hooray, Uday and Qusay are dead" vibe?
Kenneth PollackThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS9
Middle East scholar Kenneth Pollack describes the circular pattern of instigation between the U.S. and Iran.
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