The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - World's Oldest Man
Season 8 • 09/30/2003
The world's oldest man, 114-year-old Yukichi Chuganji, died on Monday.
Debate and SwitchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Very funny, Brian Williams, but Rob Corddry will see who has the last laugh, bitch.
Moment of Zen - Democratic Debate 2004The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
All 10 Democratic presidential candidates get cut off by the time-over bell.
The Colbert ReportThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
On the Colbert Report, the usual labels don't apply -- what matters is you're wrong.
Joe ScarboroughThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Joe Scarborough would like to see the mainstream media talk more about the positive stories that are coming out of Iraq.
Mess O'Potamia - Weapons CacheThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Yes, we did it -- we found the weapons of some minor destruction!
Mess O'Potamia - Bruce Willis & The AcceleratorsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
U.S. troops in Iraq face oppressive, dangerous conditions -- among them, Bruce Willis.
Fast, Cheap & Out of ControlThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Between health-conscious consumers, dollar menus and hamburglaries, the fast food industry is taking a hit.
Moment of Zen - Too SkinnyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Fast food lobbyist Todd Buckholz talks about how, historically, people have been too skinny.
Too Little Too LatteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Two triple skinny no-foam mocha lattes and an oat bran muffin scone cake could go from $18.75 to an outrageous $18.95.
Intro - World's Oldest ManThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon used up all of his best "Scarborough Country" jokes during the audience warm up, so instead, here's some sad news.
Vivica A. FoxThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Vivica A. Fox talks to Jon about working out in China for her new movie.
Moment of Zen - Harry PotterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
First Lady Laura Bush announces that she felt like she was making magic potions with Harry Potter when she read the books in Texas.
Back In Black - Do Not CallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Lewis Black talks about the political problem Americans are willing to come together and do something about: telemarketing.
Intro - Job MarketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
Headlines - The Gleaning CubaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
CIA Leak?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
As You Leak ItThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
Bizarre Vagina RequestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
Old Debate RevisitedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
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