The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/2/10
Season 6 • 08/02/2010
Will athletes have to learn how to run on the other side of the track at the 2012 Olympics in London?
Andy CohenThe Colbert ReportS6
Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
Apology BoxThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it.
Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot IIIThe Colbert ReportS6
Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap.
The Oil Is MissingThe Colbert ReportS6
The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets.
Intro - 7/29/10The Colbert ReportS6
Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, the war on obesity has a new front, and Andy Cohen discusses Bravo TV.
Sport Report - London Olympics & Illegal BullfightingThe Colbert ReportS6
London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting.
Stephen Might Be GayThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen can't be gay when he does masculine things like drink Bud Light Lime -- the manliest fruit-flavored lager on the market.
Jimmy CliffThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen tells Jimmy Cliff that he thinks reggae music is the perfect music for a corporate retreat.
Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. BrooksThe Colbert ReportS6
Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery.
Intro - 8/2/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen previews the 2012 Olympics in London, a military contractor lands in hot water, and Jimmy Cliff performs.
Brett Favre Retires AgainThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wishes Brett Favre a fond and final farewell due to his permanent absence from football.
Consumer Protection Agency - Barney FrankThe Colbert ReportS6
Barney Frank wants Elizabeth Warren to head the consumer protection agency because she's an extraordinarily zealous pragmatist.
Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Basil Marceaux.comThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen wants Tennessee viewers to vote in the Republican primary to make Basil Marceaux.com into Basil Marceaux.gov.
Laura IngrahamThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen questions Laura Ingraham about the hackneyed racial stereotypes President Obama makes in his diary.
Sign Off - Credit Card AgreementThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen takes a closer look at his credit card agreement.
Threat StandDown - Monkey TerrorismThe Colbert ReportS6
Contrary to a "Fox & Friends" report, monkeys can't be trained by the Taliban to shoot and kill American soldiers.
Michael PosnerThe Colbert ReportS6
Michael Posner believes it's in America's best interest to encourage stable democracies that respect human rights.
Sign Off - Nielsen MandelaThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen says goodnight with Nielsen Mandela.
Basil Marceaux.com & Obama's BirthdayThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen reminds Tennessee viewers to vote for Basil Marceaux.com and refuses to celebrate President Obama's birthday.
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