The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines- Major League Gashole
Season 5 • 05/01/2001
As far as Dick Cheney is concerned the bald eagles can just stay at the Radisson.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Ad Nauseam - The Soup Wars
Steve Carell gives a guided tour through the "soup wars," a bitter advertising battle between Progresso and Campell's.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Allergy Season
Jon tells the audience that his allergies are so bad it makes him regret the quantity of his nipples.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Ca$h Gordon
Millionaire Dennis Tito, the world's first space tourist, paid a high price for getting to hang out with lonely men in space.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Space Tourism
Stephen Colbert is upset that American millionaire Dennis Tito became the world's first space tourist, because he went to the Russians to do it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad World
Jon reports on "The Runner," a new television show that plans to integrate advertising seamlessly into its narrative.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Pigeon Coup
A flock of pigeons in London swarm about.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 A Trend Indeed - Asia
Clearly only a fool would try to reason with a toy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Dirty Work
Porn on the Internet continues to thrive, despite other companies of the e-world fighting for their survival.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Dominic Chianese
Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - Menopause
Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines- Major League Gashole
The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 The Other Killer White Meat
Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Shield of Dreams
After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Abusing the System
The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Nuclear
President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Fire Away
According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Shield of Dreams - Technology
Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Mammal in the Mirror
For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Dastardly Nations
You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Dream Con
The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
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