The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines- Major League Gashole
Season 5 • 05/01/2001
As far as Dick Cheney is concerned the bald eagles can just stay at the Radisson.
Ad Nauseam - The Soup WarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Steve Carell gives a guided tour through the "soup wars," a bitter advertising battle between Progresso and Campell's.
Allergy SeasonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon tells the audience that his allergies are so bad it makes him regret the quantity of his nipples.
Headlines - Ca$h GordonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Millionaire Dennis Tito, the world's first space tourist, paid a high price for getting to hang out with lonely men in space.
Space TourismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert is upset that American millionaire Dennis Tito became the world's first space tourist, because he went to the Russians to do it.
Other News - It's an Ad, Ad, Ad, Ad WorldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon reports on "The Runner," a new television show that plans to integrate advertising seamlessly into its narrative.
Moment of Zen - Pigeon CoupThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A flock of pigeons in London swarm about.
A Trend Indeed - AsiaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Clearly only a fool would try to reason with a toy.
This Just In - Dirty WorkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Porn on the Internet continues to thrive, despite other companies of the e-world fighting for their survival.
Dominic ChianeseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dominic Chianese's character on "The Sopranos" is kind of a jerk.
Women's Health with Vance DeGeneres - MenopauseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Menopause isn't sad if you take a minute to understand what is happening to that delicate flower you call your "womanhood."
Headlines- Major League GasholeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Bush Administration's new energy plan won't affect your way of life -- provided you burrow a whole to the center of the Earth.
The Other Killer White MeatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nicky Augoustino was just like any other strip club owning bachelor with a talking bird -- until tragedy hit.
Headlines - Shield of DreamsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
After 100 days of forced seclusion, President George W. Bush was released from his handlers to read from a prepared text.
Back in Black - Abusing the SystemThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The president should forget the missile shield and start work on an anti-livestock shield.
Moment of Zen - NuclearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
President George W. Bush mispronounces the word "nuclear."
Fire AwayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
According to Mo Rocca, 100% of the American public work at Lockheed Martin and love the proposed missile defense system.
Shield of Dreams - TechnologyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Senior Military Analyst Steve Carell presents the latest anti-biological vapor that can render New York City both safe and pine fresh.
Other News - Mammal in the MirrorThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
For years, the dolphin mirror industry has been haunted by the question: "When dolphins look in the mirror, what do they see?"
Dastardly NationsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
You have to look at foreign nations the same way you have to look at women -- you must assume they are all out to destroy you.
Other News - Dream ConThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Nova Dreamer claims to help you control your dreams.
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