The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 03/28/2001
Bandit the raccoon feeds himself and is wicked fat.
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Steve Carell demonstrates the importance of responsible drinking.
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If you're like most Americans, you thought it was hilarious that most of Europe has been crippled by a devastating plague on its livestock.
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During a break in the action, one modern gladiator used his cell phone to call the Italian Bureau of Anachronism and turn himself in.
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A new study gives credence to the second gunman theory in the JFK assassination, causing the conspiracy theory community to be taken aback and to the left.
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Pepper Klitsch gives her raccoon his favorite snack.
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Senior News Analyst Stephen Colbert weighs in with more shocking poll results on children and teenagers.
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USA Today polled over 1,000 children to uncover that 28 percent of kids don't clean their room because they're too lazy.
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Mo Rocca takes a look behind the numbers of the USA Today poll to gain insight on why children hate cleaning their rooms.
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Mark Harmon is bored with the sexiest man alive thing.
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California power regulators approve a utility rate increase.
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Pepper Klitsch's pet, Bandit is the masked face of raccoon obesity.
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Mo Rocca continues to be ahead of all the other major news networks in reporting on the elephant siege.
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In an effort to resuscitate his image, troubled young actor Robert Downey Junior has changed his name to Rob Downey Junior.
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Discovery Channel airs documentary that reveals shocking evidence of what Jesus Christ actually looked like.
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Ratings for last Sunday's Oscar telecast dropped down 7% from last year, making it one of the lowest rated Academy Awards ever.
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Mo Rocca continues his death defying reportage of the "Elephant Invasion."
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Puff Daddy's proposed name change is so preposterous that Nancy Walls thinks about moving to Canada.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about her favorite bands of the 1980s and her dream to be a singer in a cool punk band.
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Naysayers question the value of human cloning and Steve Carell isn't having it.
Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. IThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Mo Rocca uncovers a shocking sneak attack on America by a herd of elephants.
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