The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Stocky Raccoon

Season 5 • 03/28/2001

Bandit the raccoon feeds himself and is wicked fat.

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00:24

Moment of Zen - Drunk Steve Carell
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Steve Carell demonstrates the importance of responsible drinking.
03/27/2001
02:43

Headlines - Baa Baa Dead Sheep
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If you're like most Americans, you thought it was hilarious that most of Europe has been crippled by a devastating plague on its livestock.
03/27/2001
01:30

Headlines - Crowe Magnons
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During a break in the action, one modern gladiator used his cell phone to call the Italian Bureau of Anachronism and turn himself in.
03/27/2001
01:48

This Just In - Knoll Position
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A new study gives credence to the second gunman theory in the JFK assassination, causing the conspiracy theory community to be taken aback and to the left.
03/27/2001
00:23

Moment of Zen - Feeding Bandit
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Pepper Klitsch gives her raccoon his favorite snack.
03/28/2001
02:14

Expert on Youth
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Senior News Analyst Stephen Colbert weighs in with more shocking poll results on children and teenagers.
03/28/2001
02:13

Headlines - Crisis in our Bedroom
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USA Today polled over 1,000 children to uncover that 28 percent of kids don't clean their room because they're too lazy.
03/28/2001
01:35

USA Today Chart
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Mo Rocca takes a look behind the numbers of the USA Today poll to gain insight on why children hate cleaning their rooms.
03/28/2001
04:56

Mark Harmon
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Mark Harmon is bored with the sexiest man alive thing.
03/28/2001
03:17

Headlines - Watts Riot
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California power regulators approve a utility rate increase.
03/28/2001
04:35

Stocky Raccoon
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Pepper Klitsch's pet, Bandit is the masked face of raccoon obesity.
03/28/2001
00:49

Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. III
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Mo Rocca continues to be ahead of all the other major news networks in reporting on the elephant siege.
03/29/2001
00:50

Rob Downey Junior
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In an effort to resuscitate his image, troubled young actor Robert Downey Junior has changed his name to Rob Downey Junior.
03/29/2001
01:14

Other News - Screen Saviour
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Discovery Channel airs documentary that reveals shocking evidence of what Jesus Christ actually looked like.
03/29/2001
00:27

Item of the Week - Oscars
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Ratings for last Sunday's Oscar telecast dropped down 7% from last year, making it one of the lowest rated Academy Awards ever.
03/29/2001
00:47

Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. II
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Mo Rocca continues his death defying reportage of the "Elephant Invasion."
03/29/2001
02:25

What's In A Name?
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Puff Daddy's proposed name change is so preposterous that Nancy Walls thinks about moving to Canada.
03/29/2001
05:40

Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about her favorite bands of the 1980s and her dream to be a singer in a cool punk band.
03/29/2001
01:39

The Clone Wars
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Naysayers question the value of human cloning and Steve Carell isn't having it.
03/29/2001
01:09

Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. I
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Mo Rocca uncovers a shocking sneak attack on America by a herd of elephants.
03/29/2001
00:11

Moment of Zen - P. Diddy
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Puff Daddy is changing his name to P. Diddy, so you can call him Diddy or P or P. Diddy.
03/29/2001
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