The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/5/08
Season 4 • 08/05/2008
The solution to the fuel crisis may be around the corner. Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - We the People
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democrats' Five-Week Recess
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
The Colbert ReportS4 Lucas Conley
Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
The Colbert ReportS4 Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack
Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
The Colbert ReportS4 Canton, Kansas Apology
Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges
To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Carr
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Divided We Win
Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
The Colbert ReportS4 Starbucks Promotion
Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/5/08
The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
The Colbert ReportS4 Spida of Love - Jason Bond
Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
The Colbert ReportS4 Spanish Audio
If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
The Colbert ReportS4 Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect
The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/6/08
Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
The Colbert ReportS4 Ignorance History Month
It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
The Colbert ReportS4 Kevin Costner
Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sport Report - Devin Gordon
Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
The Colbert ReportS4 Osama bin Laden's Driver Guilty
Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
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