The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Lullaby Clap

Season 2 E 111 • 09/11/2006

Stephen says goodnight by clapping a lullaby.

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Stephen explains that "will" is a week, Democratic term, while "shall" is a stronger, godlier and more Republican term.
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The Path to 9/11
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Intro - 9/11/06
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In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
09/11/2006
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Martin Short
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Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
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Sign Off - Lullaby Clap
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As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
09/11/2006
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Toby Keith
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American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
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Green Screen Challenge - Entry
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Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
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Sign Off - Special Episode
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Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
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The Word - Missed Opportunity
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To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
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Intro - 9/12/06
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President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
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Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton
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Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
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Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal
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We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
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Sign Off - Cigarettes
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The Word - Caveat Emptor
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If you're one of the suckers who bought "A Million Little Pieces," don't act like a victim, victimize someone else.
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