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Headlines - Yo! MTV Craps
Season 5 • 04/09/2001
Two dudes spray water out of their butts on TV. What could go wrong?
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02:44
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Days of Tundra
The Inuit language contains a few dozen terms for snow, countless words to describe indigenous species and, now, several hundred ways to say "we're screwed."
04/05/2001
01:56
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Analogy
Stephen Colbert draws an analogy between a tense international incident between the U.S. and China and two teenage girls who got sprayed with poop.
04/09/2001
00:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Dick Cheney's Butcher
Dick Cheney claims to be a paragon of health on "Meet the Press."
04/09/2001
01:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Intro - Jon's Absence
Jon offers a few explanations for his two-week long absence from The Daily Show.
04/09/2001
00:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Interview
Steve Carell interrupts Jon, who suspects he secretly wants to do the interview.
04/09/2001
00:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Toss to Commerical
Steve Carell thinks Jon could find a better way to toss to commercial.
04/09/2001
00:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Recap - 4/9/01
Jon revisits tonight's top story on teenage girls sprayed with poop.
04/09/2001
02:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Zagat
A man is arrested in New York for spraying feces on restaurant buffets, while Steve Carell thinks he'd like to try and host the show again.
04/09/2001
04:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Paul Reubens
Paul Reubens talks about playing a bisexual Marine coke dealer in the movie "Blow."
04/09/2001
04:55
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Unthinkable Loss and Spirit-Crushing Sadness
Tragedy strikes Muskegon, MI when resident Bob Richardson loses his coat.
04/09/2001
01:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Yo! MTV Craps
Two 13-year-old girls sue MTV for spraying them with diluted fecal matter during a taping of "Dude, This Sucks."
04/09/2001
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - FCC Regulations
Mo Rocca is very annoyed to have lost his toilet rap.
04/10/2001
04:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Bob Costas
Bob Costas and Jon talk about Vince McMahon style morality plays and baseball.
04/10/2001
03:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
We Love Showbiz - Material Mom
Steve Carell and Nancy Walls take a look at Hollywood couples, Madonna's maternal qualities and what Pat O'Brien is up to.
04/10/2001
03:52
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Porn to Run
Rob Black knows that the capital of Los Angeles is Sacramento and can name ten terms for a vagina.
04/10/2001
02:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Shock Block
Ripple effects of landmark 1994 Supreme Court case FCC v. Sergeant Vagina Face are being felt on the airwaves.
04/10/2001
02:59
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Headlines - Worth Case Scenario
In the new Bush budget, no child will be left behind in admiring the Pentagon's new missile system.
04/10/2001
01:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
DeGeneres - Budget Misallocation
Vance DeGeneres uses an ancient Burmese art of calculation.
04/10/2001
02:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Asian Gracefully - Apology
Mo Rocca translates the United States' apology to China.
04/11/2001
00:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Moment of Zen - Britney Spears
Britney Spears doesn't know her mic is on.
04/11/2001
05:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Asian Gracefully
China releases the 24 member crew of a downed spy plane. Now if we could only unlock the secrets of their fire drills.
04/11/2001
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