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MeTunes - Hit of the Summer

Season 5 • 07/30/2009

Stephen creates a mash-up of songs that perfectly capture the summer of 2009.

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Sport Report - Tour de France & Robotic Baseball

A person who isn't Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France, and Japanese robots make baseball interesting.
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Sign Off - Watch Without Blinking

If you watch this episode again without blinking, you get three percent more programming.
07/29/2009
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Frank the Roommate

After Viacom's profits fall by 32%, Stephen cuts his costs by taking on a roommate.
07/29/2009
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Kevin Baker

Kevin Baker believes President Obama sees what needs to be done but is too reluctant to break with Congress.
07/29/2009
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The Word - He Who Smelt It, Dealt It

Racism is nothing more than an unpleasant nuisance that is best to ignore, like a fart.
07/29/2009
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White House Beer Summit

Barack Obama, Henry Louis Gates Jr. and James Crowley insist on three different brands of foreign beer for their White House meeting.
07/30/2009
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Intro - 7/30/09

Stephen can't start the show because his roommate, Frank, is sitting at his desk.
07/30/2009
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Kathryn Bigelow

Kathryn Bigelow's war movie, "The Hurt Locker," is getting great reviews, despite not having explosions and ear-splitting sound effects.
07/30/2009
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Tip/Wag - Man-Words & Movits!

Educators ban man-words from textbooks, and Stephen discovers America's newest pop sensation, Movits!
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Sign Off - Taco Bell Spokesdog

Taco Bell's beloved spokesdog, Gidget, is on a farm upstate, playing with other dogs that are dead.
07/30/2009
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MeTunes - Hit of the Summer

Stephen can't get behind current hits from The Black Eyed Peas, Jeremih and Sean Kingston, so he creates his own song of the summer.
07/30/2009
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Tony Zinni

General Tony Zinni cites David Petraeus, Barack Obama and Richard Branson as examples of great leaders.
08/03/2009
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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody.
08/03/2009
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Bears & Balls - How to Pay for Health Care

Democrats want to pay for health care reform by taxing sodas and killing old people.
08/03/2009
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Nailed 'Em - War on Birth Control

The Fairfax County School Board nails a teen junkie for taking birth control in the cafeteria.
08/03/2009
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Dominic Philip's Book Habit

Stephen cures Dominic Philip's reading habit by sending him an entire box of books and forcing him to read every last one of them.
08/03/2009
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Intro - 8/3/09

President Obama finds a way to pay for health care, and General Anthony Zinni will wax Stephen's chest.
08/03/2009
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The Word - Hippie Replacement

Soon America's grassroots people-power movements will be rid of the one thing that's holding them back: people.
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Kurt Andersen

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Sign Off - Love Makes the World Go Round

Love makes the world go round, so stop hogging all the credit, physics.
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Colbert Bump Cocktail - David Wondrich

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