The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Season 2 • 04/19/2006
Let's see who's got the biggest amniotic sac.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir
You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
The Colbert ReportS2 Baby Monitor
Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Jr. Hatches!
Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Pooh
A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
The Colbert ReportS2 Anthony Romero
Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
The Colbert ReportS2 Caitlin Flanagan
Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
The Colbert ReportS2 Global Warming TV
Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/19/06
In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Save It
The whole debate basically boils down to, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
The Colbert ReportS2 White House Press Secretary
Stephen thinks it's about time we got rid of the White House press secretary.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Stephen Jr. isn't just Stephen's eagle, he's the nation's eagle.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Albert Wynn
Stephen thinks that Representative Albert Wynn and his people shouldn't be allowed to vote -- and by "his people," he, of course, means "federal employees."
The Colbert ReportS2 Protecting Kids from Papers
Stephen doesn't want Stephen Jr. reading the isolationist rants in American newspapers like the USA Today.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ralph Nader
Stephen and Ralph Nader discuss whether corporations are people too.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/20/06
Tonight: juvenile delinquents reading Shakespeare, Ralph Nader and the shocking truth about Maryland's 4th District.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Bard
Teaching kids Shakespeare will just make them more violent.
The Colbert ReportS2 Duke-obilia Auction
Stephen is excited that disgraced former Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham's worldly possessions are going up for auction.
The Colbert ReportS2 Wok This Way
The New York Post covers Chinese President Hu Jintao's visit to the White House with appropriate sensitivity.
The Colbert ReportS2 Hugh Hewitt
Hugh Hewitt thinks the Republicans are aiming at an electoral iceberg and they need to turn the ship around quickly.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Chatty Cathy
Stephen had a report on pork barrel politics prepared, but Hugh Hewitt spoiled it.