The Colbert Report
Planet in Peril
Season 3 • 10/16/2007
CNN tries to save the planet with 2.3 million posters.
The Colbert ReportS3 Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy
Stephen finds out that the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy is actually the black-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Enviro-Medal Disaster
At Al Gore's current rate of accolade consumption, there will be nothing left for our children to win.
The Colbert ReportS3 Kucinich's Pockets
Congressman Dennis Kucinich accepts Stephen's challenge to come on the show and empty out his pockets.
The Colbert ReportS3 Paul Glastris
Washington Monthly writer Paul Glastris ranks colleges based on what they do for the country.
The Colbert ReportS3 Who's Honoring Me Now? - Marie Claire
Stephen is right behind sweater weather on a Marie Claire magazine list of things to get excited about.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/15/07
Stephen laments losing the Nobel Prize, talks with Dennis Kucinich, and interviews Paul Glastris about college rankings.
The Colbert ReportS3 Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential Bid
After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jeff Greenfield
CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bob Drogin
Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/16/07
In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS3 Planet in Peril
CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hail to the Cheese - Filing Papers
Stephen fills out the proper documents to run for president in the South Carolina primary.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Big News
When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 10/17/07
Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Revenge Is Sweet
Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
The Colbert ReportS3 Garry Kasparov
Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Anniversary
It's the anniversary of the ThreatDown and Stephen bought you rubber pants to celebrate.
The Colbert ReportS3 Pumpkin Shortage
If there's one thing about Stephen that you and the psychopathic killer who may be standing behind you know, it's that he's no alarmist.
The Colbert ReportS3 Craig Newmark
Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage Finance
In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
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