Upright Citizens Brigade
Eli's Skin Treatments
Season 2 E 5 • 07/12/1999
Eli wants women to look beautiful.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1Grandmaster Dialectician
A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1We've Got a Runner
After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas
A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Handy Clean Up Guys
A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Psychic Detective
A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Shiatsu Surprise
A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Sushi Chef
An accountant tries to convince her client to part with his favorite employee.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 Color Blind
Glasses that simulate color blindness make it hard to tell the difference between an apple and a pig's anus.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5Restaurant Therapy Session
A woman learns to confront conflict through role-playing therapy sessions.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5The Freedom Workout
For one man, working out isn't about vanity or weight loss -- it's about freedom.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5Eli's Skin Treatments
Artist Eli doles out beauty treatments to his fans and employees.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6Bradwick's Family Restaurant
A detail-oriented restaurant manager trains his new hire.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6Friar Busters
A woman calls an exterminator to get a horrifying bunch of uninvited friars out of her house.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E6Curfew Beating
A teen needs help from his friends in order to avoid being grounded after breaking curfew.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7Spaghetti Jesus
During a blackout, a stoned young woman does something shameful with the Spaghetti Jesus.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7Fecal Jesus
A mysterious man reminds a crowd of people gathered to see signs of Jesus not to quarrel over false idols.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E7Vomit Jesus
A man born without the ability to vomit confesses to stealing a holy relic.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E8Prostitute Barista
A coffee shop manager hires an former prostitute to work behind the counter.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E8Walking Aid
Two men carry a woman down the street while insisting that she's not fat.
Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E8Bar Guest
A visitor from out of town is frustrated to learn about how the local bar is run.
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