Upright Citizens Brigade

Eli's Skin Treatments

Season 2 E 5 • 07/12/1999

Eli wants women to look beautiful.

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Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
Baby Sparring

A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
06/14/1999
03:51

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
Grandmaster Dialectician

A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
06/14/1999
02:30

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
We've Got a Runner

After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
06/14/1999
01:30

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
I Call My Bitches Hoe-Mas

A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
06/21/1999
01:14

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Handy Clean Up Guys

A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
06/21/1999
02:37

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Psychic Detective

A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
06/21/1999
01:45

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Shiatsu Surprise

A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
06/28/1999
03:23

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Sushi Chef

An accountant tries to convince her client to part with his favorite employee.
06/28/1999
04:28

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
Restaurant Therapy Session

A woman learns to confront conflict through role-playing therapy sessions.
07/12/1999
02:46

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
The Freedom Workout

For one man, working out isn't about vanity or weight loss -- it's about freedom.
07/12/1999
02:06

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
Eli's Skin Treatments

Artist Eli doles out beauty treatments to his fans and employees.
07/12/1999
03:35

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Bradwick's Family Restaurant

A detail-oriented restaurant manager trains his new hire.
07/26/1999
02:10

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Friar Busters

A woman calls an exterminator to get a horrifying bunch of uninvited friars out of her house.
07/26/1999
03:28

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Curfew Beating

A teen needs help from his friends in order to avoid being grounded after breaking curfew.
07/26/1999
02:15

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Spaghetti Jesus

During a blackout, a stoned young woman does something shameful with the Spaghetti Jesus.
08/02/1999
02:03

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Fecal Jesus

A mysterious man reminds a crowd of people gathered to see signs of Jesus not to quarrel over false idols.
08/02/1999
02:16

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Vomit Jesus

A man born without the ability to vomit confesses to stealing a holy relic.
08/02/1999
04:25

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Prostitute Barista

A coffee shop manager hires an former prostitute to work behind the counter.
08/09/1999
01:57

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Walking Aid

Two men carry a woman down the street while insisting that she's not fat.
08/09/1999
03:08

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2
Bar Guest

A visitor from out of town is frustrated to learn about how the local bar is run.
08/09/1999
02:17

Upright Citizens BrigadeS2 E9
John Denver Fan Club

A group of music fans mourn John Denver by singing some of their favorite songs.
08/16/1999
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