Upright Citizens Brigade
Eli's Skin Treatments
Season 2 E 5 • 07/12/1999
Eli wants women to look beautiful.
Baby SparringUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
A family is welcomed to the neighborhood and introduced to a favorite local sport.
Grandmaster DialecticianUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
A Grandmaster Dialectician offers to teach a young man all 50 varieties of gay lisp.
We've Got a RunnerUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E1
After a baby is born with the ability to run, everyone at the hospital works to catch him by whatever means necessary.
I Call My Bitches Hoe-MasUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A former crack cocaine user runs into his old dealer at the bar.
Handy Clean Up GuysUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A man hires the Handy Clean Up Guys to clean his garage, but he doesn't get what he expected.
Psychic DetectiveUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A psychic works with a detective to find some stolen jewels, but his visions aren't very useful.
Shiatsu SurpriseUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A masseuse encourages her client to accept the way that his body releases pent-up emotion.
Sushi ChefUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
An accountant tries to convince her client to part with his favorite employee.
Restaurant Therapy SessionUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
A woman learns to confront conflict through role-playing therapy sessions.
The Freedom WorkoutUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
For one man, working out isn't about vanity or weight loss -- it's about freedom.
Eli's Skin TreatmentsUpright Citizens BrigadeS2 E5
Artist Eli doles out beauty treatments to his fans and employees.
Bradwick's Family RestaurantUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A detail-oriented restaurant manager trains his new hire.
Friar BustersUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A woman calls an exterminator to get a horrifying bunch of uninvited friars out of her house.
Curfew BeatingUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A teen needs help from his friends in order to avoid being grounded after breaking curfew.
Spaghetti JesusUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
During a blackout, a stoned young woman does something shameful with the Spaghetti Jesus.
Fecal JesusUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A mysterious man reminds a crowd of people gathered to see signs of Jesus not to quarrel over false idols.
Vomit JesusUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A man born without the ability to vomit confesses to stealing a holy relic.
Prostitute BaristaUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A coffee shop manager hires an former prostitute to work behind the counter.
Walking AidUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
Two men carry a woman down the street while insisting that she's not fat.
Bar GuestUpright Citizens BrigadeS2
A visitor from out of town is frustrated to learn about how the local bar is run.
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