The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Plan of Attack

Season 8 • 04/20/2004

Looks like Secretary of State Colin Powell needs a Weapon of Mass Affection.

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01:02

Intro - Fresh Outrage
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Israel whips up a batch of fresh outrage in Palestine by killing Hamas leader Abdel Aziz Rantisi.
04/19/2004
00:09

Moment of Zen - Bush Surprise
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President Bush keeps the new leaders of Iraq a surprise.
04/19/2004
06:20

Melissa Etheridge
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Melissa Etheridge expresses an optimistic opinion that she'll be able to have a costly marriage recognized by her country very soon.
04/19/2004
04:19

Middle East in Crisis
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Stephen Colbert recounts the cycle of assassinations and threatened reprisals happening in the Middle East.
04/19/2004
04:41

Kill Drill
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Samantha Bee travels to New Mexico, where environmentalist hunters and environmentalist gas companies duke it out to see who gets to kill the animals.
04/19/2004
04:46

Mark Ruffalo
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Mark Ruffalo once got into a fight with a teamster on a film set, after he asked for water too many times.
04/20/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Namaste
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Sharon Stone bows before the Dalai Lama.
04/20/2004
07:08

The Book Stops Here
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Condoleezza Rice did not read Bob Woodward's book, she was just given a bound series of chapters full of paragraphs that weren't actionable.
04/20/2004
03:20

Cross Promotion
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Living legend Bob Dylan selling panties is what many are calling the most bizarre piece of cross promotion since Quentin Tarantino appeared on "American Idol."
04/20/2004
01:12

Do Chicks Dig Assholes?
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An intellectually curious young man in the audience asks Jon Stewart a question about the likes of women.
04/20/2004
02:51

Plan of Attack
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld threatened to tape Secretary of State Colin Powell's ass cheeks together if he spoke against the war.
04/20/2004
03:01

Mess O'Potamia - Premature Evacuation
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Tonga threatens to withdraw its troop from Iraq, and other nations may follow.
04/21/2004
01:12

Intro - Friends Finale
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It's the end of "Friends" and the beginning of better ones.
04/21/2004
03:59

Comfortably Dumb
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The warm-hearted hatred of one man brings an entire town of dumb clods together.
04/21/2004
00:29

Moment of Zen - Rocket Man
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A rocket man in a jet back lifts off into the sky.
04/21/2004
03:30

Vet Offensive
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John Kerry got a Snoopy Band-Aid for his Vietnam war wound.
04/21/2004
07:23

John Gibson
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John Gibson suggests that Al Jazeera modeled its look and approach after Fox and then applied its own politics.
04/21/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Ruthless Enemy
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President George W. Bush reports that our enemy is so ruthless there is no such thing as innocent or guilt.
04/22/2004
06:44

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington supports John Kerry because when your house is on fire, that's not the time to talk about remodeling.
04/22/2004
03:09

Headlines - Indictable Boy
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You could indict a ham sandwich, especially if it paid a younger ham sandwich millions of dollars, after allegedly going under his crust.
04/22/2004
02:03

Safety Dance - Radioactivity
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Jewey P. Jewerton agrees with George W. Bush on Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's controversial new peace initiative.
04/22/2004
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