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Sign Off - The Cars - "My Best Friend's Girl"
Season 7 E 104 • 08/09/2011
Stephen signs off, and The Cars close with "My Best Friend's Girl."
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S7 E103
Colbert Super PAC - Rick Perry for President
Stephen already licked the Rick Perry for President donut, so all the other Super PAC bitches better back off.
08/08/2011
06:54
The Colbert Report
S7 E103
Nassir Ghaemi
Psychiatrist Nassir Ghaemi believes that mental illness can foster great leadership, but the Republican presidential candidates are too "normal."
08/08/2011
03:35
The Colbert Report
S7 E103
America's Credit Downgrade
The credit downgrade reduces Americans to waffle-eating Kiwis who put mayonnaise on their French fries and have a serious Hobbit infestation.
08/08/2011
04:12
The Colbert Report
S7 E103
Doomsday Bargain Bunkers
With three doomsday believers to a room, Vivos economy-class underground bunkers are like freshman year at Bob Jones University.
08/08/2011
00:07
The Colbert Report
S7 E103
Sign Off - Stephen Sniffs a Marker
Stephen gets high off a Sharpie and says goodnight.
08/08/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7 E104
Intro - 8/9/11
Record temperatures sweep the heartland, the Internet doesn't make for better human beings, and legendary rockers The Cars perform.
08/09/2011
05:39
The Colbert Report
S7 E104
The Word - Head in the Cloud
Technology turns people into empty flesh terminals that rely on it for all their ideas, memories and relationships.
08/09/2011
04:08
The Colbert Report
S7 E104
The Cars - "Keep on Knocking"
The Cars perform "Keep on Knocking" from their album "Move Like This."
08/09/2011
04:59
The Colbert Report
S7 E104
Heatsteria
Part-time weather balloon Rush Limbaugh exposes the government-manufactured heat index conspiracy, while SpongeBob brainwashes kids with global warming propaganda.
08/09/2011
05:03
The Colbert Report
S7 E104
Ric Ocasek
The Cars' Ric Ocasek remembers the '80s music scene and promises Stephen any future Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Awards.
08/09/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7 E104
Sign Off - The Cars - "My Best Friend's Girl"
Stephen signs off, and The Cars close with "My Best Friend's Girl."
08/09/2011
06:07
The Colbert Report
S7 E105
Elliot Ackerman
AmericansElect.org CEO Elliot Ackerman believes that individuals should have the power and tools to draft and directly nominate their own presidential candidate.
08/10/2011
04:16
The Colbert Report
S7 E105
God's Job Performance - Jim Martin
Father Jim Martin believes that God's job is sustaining the universe, but His performance can't be judged.
08/10/2011
00:08
The Colbert Report
S7 E105
Sign Off - E-Mailing Colbert Nation
Stephen types up e-mails on his MacBook Air and says goodnight.
08/10/2011
00:34
The Colbert Report
S7 E105
Intro - 8/10/11
God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates.
08/10/2011
05:03
The Colbert Report
S7 E105
Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll Numbers
The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God.
08/10/2011
01:55
The Colbert Report
S7 E105
Hooker-Drawer Market
The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand.
08/10/2011
02:40
The Colbert Report
S7 E105
Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Donation Addiction
Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns.
08/10/2011
06:04
The Colbert Report
S7 E106
Gloria Steinem
Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do.
08/11/2011
00:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Super PAC Ad - Episode IV: A New Hope
Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow encourage Iowans to write in Rick Parry.
08/11/2011
05:39
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S7 E106
Colbert Super PAC - Confused by Rick Parry with an "A" for America
The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics.
08/11/2011
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