The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Cat Person

Season 5 • 06/20/2001

Dogs are slobbering curs.

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05:05

Michael Rapaport
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Michael Rapaport was very proud that his son's first word was "dada" -- or he could have been saying "dodo."
06/19/2001
00:18

Moment of Zen - Forever
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Newly divorced Luke and Laura Spencer on "General Hospital" share a teary goodbye.
06/19/2001
01:07

Laws and Effect
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If you noticed that you've been getting murdered a lot less lately, it is because violent crime is down in the U.S.
06/19/2001
01:19

Intro - Crapshoot
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A member of the audience advises Jon Stewart to invest in the "crapshoot."
06/19/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Russian Performance Art
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Men ride around on horses to a musical score.
06/20/2001
02:00

Intro - Baldwin Brothers
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Jon thinks Alec Baldwin is the number one seeded Baldwin.
06/20/2001
04:16

Headlines - Bargain Debasement
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Wal-Mart is being sued for widespread sexual discrimination by six of its female employees.
06/20/2001
01:47

This Just In - Rex Appeal
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Two new dinosaur species unearthed in New Mexico.
06/20/2001
06:30

Alec Baldwin
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People lied about what Alec Baldwin said and it upset him.
06/20/2001
02:22

Back in Black - Great Wall of China Stunt
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A man in China jumps over the Great Wall backwards, on a motorcycle.
06/20/2001
02:07

Cat Person
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Stephen Colbert loves his cat and Stephen's cat wuvs him so much.
06/20/2001
01:25

Intro - Weight Loss Odyssey
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Jon Stewart introduces tonight's show.
06/21/2001
01:38

Other News - Hooked on Sonics
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Boeing claims to have created the neatest future of commercial air travel ever.
06/21/2001
00:11

Moment of Zen - Marble Mouth
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Jesse Helms makes an almost discernable accusation of Putin.
06/21/2001
02:04

Other News - Redneck Rampage
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North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms distrusts Russia's Putin, but is enamored of U2's Bono.
06/21/2001
00:42

Were You Aware? - Shaq
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Everybody has their little morning fantasies to get them through dark times, even two-time NBA champions.
06/21/2001
04:16

Mya
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Singer Mya talks about her demanding parents and the path she took to her now lucrative career.
06/21/2001
05:08

Slimming Down with Steve - Dancing
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Steve Carell tries to dance his way to weight loss and maybe, just maybe, happiness.
06/21/2001
03:04

Headlines - Day For Night
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Revelers worldwide flocked by the thousands to watch the first total solar eclipse on the summer solstice in 300 years.
06/21/2001
01:58

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Tomb Raider
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Frank DeCaro reviews the film, "Tomb Raider" -- finally a movie lesbians can take their teenage nephews to.
06/25/2001
00:09

Moment of Zen - Sophie's Choice
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A clip of Meryl Streep's tearful dilemma in the film, Sophie's Choice.
06/25/2001
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