The Colbert Report
Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
Season 5 • 02/24/2009
Sbarro needs to cut costs by offering the new crust lovers' pizza.
Helen FisherThe Colbert ReportS5
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
Stephen's Moral DimensionThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
Breaded Fish SticksThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
Intro - 2/23/09The Colbert ReportS5
The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
Turning to Religion - Jim MartinThe Colbert ReportS5
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
Nailed 'Em - Buffet CrimeThe Colbert ReportS5
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
Cliff SloanThe Colbert ReportS5
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
Mardi Gras CelebrationsThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
1997 FlashbackThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
Bears & Balls - Company BailoutsThe Colbert ReportS5
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
Analog TVThe Colbert ReportS5
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's ShoesThe Colbert ReportS5
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
The Word - AblacknophobiaThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
John FettermanThe Colbert ReportS5
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's ResponseThe Colbert ReportS5
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
Intro - 2/25/09The Colbert ReportS5
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
Intro - 2/26/09The Colbert ReportS5
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
Kris KristoffersonThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael SteeleThe Colbert ReportS5
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
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