The Colbert Report
Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
Season 5 • 02/24/2009
Sbarro needs to cut costs by offering the new crust lovers' pizza.
The Colbert ReportS5 Helen Fisher
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Moral Dimension
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
The Colbert ReportS5 Breaded Fish Sticks
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/23/09
The economic crisis drives people back to church, and Stephen talks chemistry with matchmaking expert, Helen Fisher.
The Colbert ReportS5 Turning to Religion - Jim Martin
Father Jim Martin believes an economic recession lowers people's defenses, making it easier for God to break through.
The Colbert ReportS5 Nailed 'Em - Buffet Crime
Dan Linscomb gets hauled off to jail for allegedly sharing from his buffet plate.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cliff Sloan
Cliff Sloan believes that Marbury v. Madison is significant because it established the rule of law.
The Colbert ReportS5 Mardi Gras Celebrations
Stephen can't afford to give out a whole string of beads in this economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 1997 Flashback
Stephen hits the Internet to buy some pets.com stock on his new iMac.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bears & Balls - Company Bailouts
Sbarro must cut costs by eliminating expensive ingredients, like cheese and tomatoes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Analog TV
Remember, if you are still watching analog TV, you can't see this.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Gorilla Crabs and Gandhi's Shoes
Gorilla's gave human groin spiders, and Gandhi lived in his own "Sex and the Ganges" shoe fantasy.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Ablacknophobia
Stephen talks about race while passing his hand through an open flame, eating dollar store peanut butter, and getting covered in tarantulas.
The Colbert ReportS5 John Fetterman
Mayor John Fetterman believes Braddock, PA is a great place to spend some of the stimulus money.
The Colbert ReportS5 Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/25/09
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 2/26/09
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
The Colbert ReportS5 Kris Kristofferson
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
The Colbert ReportS5 Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
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