The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise
Season 3 • 01/29/2007
Tom Cruise is Christ? Sorry Scientologists, there is already one Jesus and he is box office gold.
The Colbert ReportS3 Mike Wallace
Stephen proves to Mike Wallace that it doesn't take an hour to nail somebody.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/25/07
Stephen doesn't know where he stands on the dispute over the Bush library, and he takes a look at the world of sports through his beernoculars.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sport Report - More With Coach Mancini
If the Oshawa Generals beat the Saginaw Spirit, Stephen will wear a Generals jersey for an entire show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Right Away?
Stephen feels honored to have been tolerated by Bill O'Reilly.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - SMAFU
Stephen explains that SMAFU stands for Southern Methodists All Frigged Up.
The Colbert ReportS3 Barry Lando
Stephen asks Barry Lando if giving context to the situation in Iraq is the same as giving aid and comfort to our enemy.
The Colbert ReportS3 Stephen Colbert Day
Oshawa Mayor John Gray loses a bet, but wins an opportunity to celebrate Stephen Colbert Day.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/29/07
Microsoft hires someone to tamper with Wikipedia, and Scientologists name their new messiah.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Wikilobbying
Stephen is sure people will start trusting Microsoft again, if Microsoft just pays someone to write an entry in Wikipedia about how people are trusting Microsoft again.
The Colbert ReportS3 New York Grieves
New York got an all-too-brief taste of grace from Camilla Rosemary Parker-Bowles Mountbatten-Windsor this weekend.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Tom Cruise
Stephen wags his finger at Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the Church of Scientology, the National Coalition for the Homeless, and brain damage.
The Colbert ReportS3 Caviar Omelets for the Troops
With $1.2 trillion, Stephen would buy the troops $1,000 caviar omelets for every meal.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/30/07
Stephen knows how the money on the Iraq war should have been spent, looks inside our nation's legal system, and asks Donna Shalala how she's using her retirement to destroy America.
The Colbert ReportS3 New Military Weapon
The Pentagon introduces a new non-lethal weapon with an invisible beam, but Stephen has come up with his own irresistible security technology.
The Colbert ReportS3 Donna Shalala
Stephen asks Donna Shalala if cabinet meetings were interrupted to change Clinton's bong water.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Microwave Gift to O'Reilly
It was an honor for Stephen to steal a microwave from Bill O'Reilly's green room, but he hasn't been feeling too great about what he did.
The Colbert ReportS3 David Leonhardt
How much should we spend on freedom? Stephen makes David Leonhardt an offer he can't refuse.
The Colbert ReportS3 Judge, Jury & Executioner - Adultery
Stephen declares Scooter Libby innocent, a life sentence for adultery fair, and a Levi's lawsuit baseless.
The Colbert ReportS3 Global Warming
To protest Paris' decrease in power consumption, Stephen has replaced his stage manager, Bobby, with a 5,000 watt heat lamp
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Black Sheep
If sheep do it, it must prove that being gay is natural, right? Wrong. It just proves being a sheep is unnatural.
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