The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 01/19/2006
NPR's Legal Affairs Correspondent Nina Totenberg helps Stephen with his pledge drive.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Smarterer
You don't need a lot of knowledge if you put a lot of anger behind those few things you do know.
The Colbert ReportS2 Frank McCourt
Training German Shepherds in Germany prepared Frank McCourt to teach high school.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/18/06
Stephen questions whether American kids are falling behind, wonders if it's too late to pump Socrates' stomach, and gives bullying a wedgie of his analysis.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bring 'Em Back or Leave 'Em Dead - Teacher's Edition
The only two miracle workers of our time have been John Paul II and Nature's Miracle stain remover.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - The Bully System
The bully system teaches leadership skills to our dumb kids, while encouraging our nerdy kids to get smarter.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Public-See
We could put an end to stone-throwing if we all lived in glass houses.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - New York's 17th - Eliot Engel
Stephen isn't allowed to stroke Eliot Engel's moustache, but he can comb it.
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Attacking Me Now? - Humane Society
Stephen is being attacked for educating children about the need for bear hunts.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/19/06
The government has been monitoring your calls, and they agree that your boyfriend is a tool.
The Colbert ReportS2 Nina Totenberg
If you pledge $1,000 to The Colbert Report, Nina Totenberg will come to your shower in a plush terry cloth robe.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Charlie Daniels
Osama bin Laden's most recent tape has Star Jones promoting a deal with the devil.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/23/06
NASCAR fans will be glad to hear that unleaded gasoline is extremely flammable.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Gregory
Stephen hits a nerve by comparing David Gregory to Major Garrett.
The Colbert ReportS2 Oprah's Book Club
A new translation of Elie Wiesel's "Night" has Stephen wondering if it should be categorized as a memoir or a novel.
The Colbert ReportS2 Dr. Love
Stephen feels responsible for the fact that couples with televisions in their bedrooms have less sex, so he tries to help out.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Hamas
Stephen puts Hamas on notice for being in league with America's real #1 threat.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Chernobyl
Stephen takes a look at the bright side of Chernobyl and Hurricane Katrina.
The Colbert ReportS2 The In-Box - DVDs
Stephen uses his own in-box to remind himself to return some DVDs.
The Colbert ReportS2 Formidable Opponent - Superpowers
Stephen Colbert takes on himself in a battle of privacy vs. wiretapping, complete with heat vision and force fields.
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