Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Treasure Map

Season 1 E 5 • 11/09/2010

A pirate crew discovers a treasure map in a terrible place.

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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3
"Precious" Video Game

Motion capture for a video game based on the movie "Precious" quickly goes off the rails.
10/26/2010
02:00

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3
Blind Boss

A visually impaired CEO tries to hide his disability from his employees.
10/26/2010
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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3
Merv Farenz, Voodoo Lawyer

Attorney Merv Farenz helps those afflicted with scorpion teeth, snake pubes and other common voodoo curses.
10/26/2010
01:25

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
Gay Robot - New Student

Gay Robot's tutoring gets derailed by his attraction to one of the Professor's students.
11/02/2010
02:31

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
The Time Traveler

A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
11/02/2010
02:19

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
Creepios

Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
11/02/2010
00:58

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4
Survibrator

A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
11/02/2010
02:30

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
Going Green

Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
11/09/2010
02:14

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
Masturbating Sniper

An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
11/09/2010
01:43

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
Gay Robot - Facebook Update

When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
11/09/2010
01:57

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5
Treasure Map

The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
11/09/2010
02:31

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
"Avatar" STD

Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
11/16/2010
01:32

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Gay Robot - Sex Offender

Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
11/16/2010
02:29

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Critter Gitters

Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
11/16/2010
02:01

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Superman's Repayment

Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
11/16/2010
02:28

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Time Capsule

Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
11/23/2010
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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Gay Robot - Alien Abduction

Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
11/23/2010
02:24

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Role-Playing

Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
11/23/2010
01:51

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
The Old House

A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
11/23/2010
01:44

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored

Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
10/05/2011
01:25

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Save the Fat Americans

Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
10/05/2011
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