Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents

Megan Gailey - How Not to Get Murdered - Uncensored

Season 2 E 2 • 09/26/2018

Megan Gailey shares her foolproof plan to avoid getting murdered, then dissects her complicated feelings about men and their penises.

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02:04

Josh Johnson - The Theater Kid on the Football Team
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E10

Josh Johnson learned the hard way that his theater background didn't prepare him for a spot on the football team.
10/14/2017
01:56

Sam Jay - No Wonder White Men Love "Mad Men"
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E11

Sam Jay didn't understand what disgruntled white men were complaining about until she watched the first three seasons of "Mad Men."
10/14/2017
02:06

Sam Jay - The Problem with White People - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E11

Sam Jay doesn't have a problem with all white people -- she only has a problem with delusional white people.
10/14/2017
01:38

Joel Kim Booster - Growing Up Homeschooled
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E12

Joel Kim Booster was homeschooled until he was 16 years old, which might account for his current knowledge gaps.
10/21/2017
02:16

Joel Kim Booster - Life After the Breakup - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E12

Joel Kim Booster is having trouble adjusting to the single life ever since his eight-year relationship came to an end.
10/21/2017
01:43

Solomon Georgio - Life After the 2016 Election - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E13

Although 2017 has been a tough year for a lot of people, Solomon Georgio is having a great old time.
10/21/2017
02:10

Solomon Georgio - Gay Sex Apps - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E13

Solomon Georgio has moved on from gay sex apps like Grindr, and he doesn't miss the conversations.
10/21/2017
01:15

Adam Cayton-Holland - Slurpees & Condoms - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E14

Adam Cayton-Holland (and the rest of America) gleefully took advantage of 7-Eleven's Slurpee promotion.
10/28/2017
01:21

Adam Cayton-Holland - Colorado Chill - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS1 E14

Adam Cayton-Holland recounts the most Colorado phrase he's ever heard from another human being.
10/28/2017
04:17

Langston Kerman - The Only Kid Who Fell for D.A.R.E. - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS2 E1

Langston Kerman thinks he may have been the only kid who actually listened to D.A.R.E.'s anti-drug campaign.
09/25/2018
04:50

Megan Gailey - How Not to Get Murdered - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS2 E2

Megan Gailey shares her foolproof plan to avoid getting murdered, then dissects her complicated feelings about men and their penises.
09/26/2018
Sneak Peek
04:12

Emmy Blotnick - Pop Music Is a Lie - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS2 E4

Emmy Blotnick was forced to reevaluate her womanhood after learning about Max Martin, the Swedish songwriter singlehandedly responsible for modern pop music.
10/03/2018
04:44

Chris Garcia - A Drug-Based Workout Solution, Snaggletooth Sellouts & Thoughts on Cuba - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS2 E6

Chris Garcia finds new motivation to go to the gym, refuses to be a snaggletooth sellout and explains why he isn't about to visit Cuba.
10/09/2018
Sneak Peek
04:32

Sarah Tiana - Chivalry Is Not Dead - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS2 E8

Sarah Tiana breaks down how dinner dates between men and women have gotten so complicated.
10/17/2018
05:16

Mike Lawrence - The Wrong People Are Being Deported - Uncensored
Comedy Central Stand-Up PresentsS2 E9

Mike Lawrence shares his thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, decides who should be deported from the U.S. and reveals the real villain in "The Lion King."
10/23/2018
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