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Colbert-Branson Trainwreck
Season 3 • 08/16/2007
Gossip demeans us all.
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00:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
08/15/2007
01:45
The Colbert Report
S3
Jewish Colbert Ancestry
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
08/15/2007
05:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Wallis
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
08/15/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/15/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
08/15/2007
01:46
The Colbert Report
S3
Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
08/15/2007
05:51
The Colbert Report
S3
Markos Moulitsas
Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
08/15/2007
05:17
The Colbert Report
S3
Andrew Keen
Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
08/16/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/16/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
08/16/2007
06:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Mike Huckabee
Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
08/16/2007
04:05
The Colbert Report
S3
Cheating Death - Gene Therapy
Gene therapy will cure our most devastating health problems -- like erectile dysfunction in mice.
08/16/2007
02:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Colbert-Branson Trainwreck
Stephen tries to quiet rumors about the most explosive interview of the year -- The Colbert-Branson Trainwreck.
08/16/2007
00:44
The Colbert Report
S3
WristStrong Bracelets
Stephen's audience has been given WristStrong bracelets with instruction to surrender them to anyone they meet who is famous.
08/20/2007
03:08
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Made in Iraq
Stephen thinks we should make all our stuff in Iraq, and use the Iraqi model on every country that has something he wants.
08/20/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/20/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with LEGO artist Nathan Sawaya and takes a look at the people who are keeping our borders safe.
08/20/2007
04:39
The Colbert Report
S3
Nathan Sawaya
Stephen asks Nathan Sawaya if becoming a LEGO artist was the best way he could think of to tell his parents to go to hell.
08/20/2007
06:26
The Colbert Report
S3
Nailed 'Em - Northern Border
The northern border patrol is working at keeping out Canadian drug fiends.
08/20/2007
03:43
The Colbert Report
S3
Formidable Opponent - Terrorism
Stephen debates the only man he's sure is not in Al Qaeda: Stephen Colbert.
08/21/2007
03:53
The Colbert Report
S3
Smokin' Pole - Global Warming
Some people are doing something about global warming: they are racing to exploit it.
08/21/2007
03:49
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Self-Determination
Stephen supports the self-determination of corporations to live their own online fantasies.
08/21/2007
06:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Shermer
Dr. Michael Shermer, author of "Why Darwin Matters," says we're just as gullible as previous generations.
08/21/2007
00:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/21/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses skepticism with Dr. Michael Shermer and corporations are caught changing their own entries on Wikipedia.
08/21/2007
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