The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
Season 8 • 03/12/2012
Scientists recommend bacon nasal tampons for nosebleeds and ultrasound blasts for male contraception.
Cyber Republican ConventionThe Colbert ReportS8
With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations.
Higgs Boson HumorThe Colbert ReportS8
The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider.
Willem DafoeThe Colbert ReportS8
Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
Herman Cain's Avant-Garde PAC AdThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza.
Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices PlanThe Colbert ReportS8
Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
Sign Off - Goodnight with a SmileThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
Katherine BooThe Colbert ReportS8
Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
Republicans' Southern Strategy - Dave "Mudcat" SaundersThe Colbert ReportS8
Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays."
Daylight Savings SocialismThe Colbert ReportS8
They say you get your daylight saving's hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime?
Republicans' Southern StrategyThe Colbert ReportS8
Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign.
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave SterilityThe Colbert ReportS8
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered BearsThe Colbert ReportS8
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
Andrew BirdThe Colbert ReportS8
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
Republican Southern Primary - Simplified SpeechesThe Colbert ReportS8
While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop ConferenceThe Colbert ReportS8
The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
Mark McKinnonThe Colbert ReportS8
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the FrogThe Colbert ReportS8
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against TelepromptersThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-EdThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
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