The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
Season 8 • 03/12/2012
Scientists recommend bacon nasal tampons for nosebleeds and ultrasound blasts for male contraception.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cyber Republican Convention
With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations.
The Colbert ReportS8 Higgs Boson Humor
The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider.
The Colbert ReportS8 Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
The Colbert ReportS8 Herman Cain's Avant-Garde PAC Ad
Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza.
The Colbert ReportS8 Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan
Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Goodnight with a Smile
Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
The Colbert ReportS8 Katherine Boo
Journalist Katherine Boo talks about what her experience in Mumbai, India, has taught her about poverty in the United States.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republicans' Southern Strategy - Dave "Mudcat" Saunders
Dave "Mudcat" Saunders explains the Southern culture of "fight, sing, drink, pray" and the Southern values of "God, guns and gays."
The Colbert ReportS8 Daylight Savings Socialism
They say you get your daylight saving's hour back in the fall, but who's earning the interest on that hour in the meantime?
The Colbert ReportS8 Republicans' Southern Strategy
Strange things start happening to Mitt Romney, and Jeff Foxworthy joins his Southern primary campaign.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cheating Death - Bacon Cure for Nosebleeds & Sound Wave Sterility
Scientists find another use for lifesaving bacon, and ultrasound shuts down sperm production in rat testes.
The Colbert ReportS8 ThreatDown - Stoned Pat Robertson, Muslim-American Reality TV & Pampered Bears
An aging Pat Robertson begins to find his mind, "Shahs of Sunset" seduces viewers with Iranian-American sass, and bears go metrosexual.
The Colbert ReportS8 Andrew Bird
Andrew Bird explains the inspiration for "Eyeoneye" and learns of sad associations with his "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" album.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republican Southern Primary - Simplified Speeches
While campaigning in the South, Rick Santorum scoffs at global warming while Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich mock Barack Obama's energy plan.
The Colbert ReportS8 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Seattle's Pop Conference
The Seattle Pop Conference jams to a series of panel discussions and scholarly presentations, but not to Stephen's amazing paper.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mark McKinnon
Veteran political strategist Mark McKinnon's No Labels movement has a 12-step program to reform Congress.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs.
The Colbert ReportS8 Republican Southern Primary - Rick Santorum Against Teleprompters
Rick Santorum speaks off the cuff, which is why his sweaters don't have sleeves.
The Colbert ReportS8 Greg Smith's Goldman Sachs Op-Ed
Stephen takes Wall Street executive Greg Smith to task for breaking the sacred trust of "The Street."
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