The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 7 • 02/04/2003
Technically, only 42% of children are our actual future.
Moment of Zen - Navy SealThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
James AddictionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
Doug WilsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
Moment of Zen - Little Girl DancingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A little girl dances and spins.
Cannonball RunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
Kate HudsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
The Wally Johnson ProgramThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
Mark Your Calendar - FebruaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
Slowdown Iraq - The ShieldsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
Slowdown Iraq - Day of ReckoningThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
Chem FataleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
Slowdown: Iraq - We Have GraphicsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
Arianna HuffingtonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Arianna Huffington urges the American people to get informed, get mad and take action against Washington DC lobbyists.
Moment of Zen - Burn Baby BurnThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A monster truck burns a car.
Dude is CrazyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Secretary of State Colin Powell's presentation to the U.N. Security Council can be described in any language as "awesome."
Headlines - Cubs in a DenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Michael Jackson still loves sleeping with little boys. Just not in a sexual way.
David FrumThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
David Frum and Jon talk about writing speeches for the president.
Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs DownThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
Full Metal JunketThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
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