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Chem Fatale
Season 7 • 02/04/2003
Technically, only 42% of children are our actual future.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Navy Seal
Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
02/03/2003
03:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
James Addiction
By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
02/03/2003
06:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Doug Wilson
Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
02/03/2003
00:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Little Girl Dancing
A little girl dances and spins.
02/04/2003
02:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Cannonball Run
With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
02/04/2003
05:58
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Kate Hudson
Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
02/04/2003
01:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
The Wally Johnson Program
President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
02/04/2003
02:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Mark Your Calendar - February
February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
02/04/2003
02:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Slowdown Iraq - The Shields
You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
02/04/2003
02:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Slowdown Iraq - Day of Reckoning
The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
02/04/2003
01:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Chem Fatale
Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
02/04/2003
03:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs
SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
02/05/2003
05:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Slowdown: Iraq - We Have Graphics
Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
02/05/2003
07:46
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Arianna Huffington
Arianna Huffington urges the American people to get informed, get mad and take action against Washington DC lobbyists.
02/05/2003
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Burn Baby Burn
A monster truck burns a car.
02/05/2003
01:58
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Dude is Crazy
Secretary of State Colin Powell's presentation to the U.N. Security Council can be described in any language as "awesome."
02/05/2003
01:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Headlines - Cubs in a Den
Michael Jackson still loves sleeping with little boys. Just not in a sexual way.
02/06/2003
07:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
David Frum
David Frum and Jon talk about writing speeches for the president.
02/06/2003
02:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs Down
In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
02/06/2003
05:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Full Metal Junket
Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
02/06/2003
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S7
Moment of Zen - Afghani Woman Driving
An Afghani woman learns how to drive.
02/06/2003
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