The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Christ Club

Season 3 • 06/14/1999

The Vatican opens retail stores to bring 10th century philosophy to 20th century marketing.

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01:38

Peace in the Balkans '99 - Media Blackout
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Beth Littleford reports on the happenings at the Kosovo front lines, from a chateau in Monte Carlo.
06/10/1999
00:53

Intro - 6/14/99
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Jon Stewart previews Austin Powers week with a small independent film by young Canadian filmmaker Mike Myers.
06/14/1999
02:19

What I'm Sayin' - Shades of Black
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William Stephenson details different levels of black, including medium toast, limousine, midnight and oil shower.
06/14/1999
01:46

Headlines - Fools Russian
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Serbians greet the Russian troops with vodka, as the Kosovar Morning Zoo wonders if that sound was a speed bump or an ethnic Albanian.
06/14/1999
00:19

Preview - 6/15/99
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Jon previews the rest of Austin Powers Week and chides his audience for overreacting to the word "doodie."
06/14/1999
01:25

Jon Stewart's Hollywood Now Now Now - Cox-Arquette
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Courtney Cox marries the kindest, gentlest man she's ever met, Oliver Stone directs his car through stoplights and DeForest Kelley dies of non-sliding doors.
06/14/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Man Vomiting
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A man drinks from a cup and later throws up into a bucket, shirtless.
06/14/1999
04:48

Mike Myers
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Mike Myers kicks off Austin Powers Week by talking about the movie's success thus far, before being interrupted by a thrilling cliffhanger.
06/14/1999
00:57

This Just In - Tomb With a View
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Colonial era skeletons are unearthed from a City Hall Park dig in New York City, but Mayor Giuliani downplays the event as the skeletons were from a poorhouse.
06/14/1999
03:36

BWI
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Correspondent Mo Rocca travels to North Adams, Massachusetts where a bowling-while-intoxicated law drives boozers to New York to prove drinking doesn't affect their game.
06/14/1999
01:09

Headlines - Christ Club
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The Catholic Church opens retail stores to bridge 20th century marketing with 10th century philosophy.
06/14/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Sunk
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A battleship at sea is sunk.
06/15/1999
01:06

This Just In - China White Sale
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Columbia University sets itself apart as the stone-cold grooviest of all the Ivy League colleges.
06/15/1999
01:02

Headlines - Scream On
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Disney marries rock 'n' roll to theme park fun.
06/15/1999
01:49

Other News - Arrggh!
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The ship of the Dread Pirate Blackbeard is found, or at least another one that was built around the same time was.
06/15/1999
01:20

Headlines - Keno Evil
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The Supreme Court paves the way for people to spend money on things they would otherwise blow on heat, food and clothing.
06/15/1999
03:15

Ugly American - Summer Jobs
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Dave Attell believes illegal aliens should fill the lifeguard positions, since we already know they can swim.
06/15/1999
02:25

Headlines - Empire of the Son
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George W. Bush's foreign policy experience ranges from El Paso to Lubbock.
06/15/1999
03:00

News For Kids - Chocolate Bunny Hollow
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Jon explains what NATO International Peacekeepers are, in kid terms.
06/15/1999
04:04

Rob Lowe
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Rob Lowe thinks that Mike Myers is going to bring the pinky ring back.
06/15/1999
04:08

Mummy Dearest
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Mo Rocca meets a woman who continues to enjoy quality time with her dead dog thanks to pet mummification.
06/16/1999
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