The Colbert Report

Nikki Haley

Season 8 • 04/03/2012

Stephen and Governor Nikki Haley have a South Carolina Palmetto-Off.

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/02/2012
05:33

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Gary Johnson

Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
04/02/2012
03:56

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt

Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
04/02/2012
04:54

The Colbert ReportS8
The Beefstate Governors

Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
04/02/2012
01:51

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of Presidenthood

The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
04/03/2012
03:58

The Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California Colleges

Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
04/03/2012
03:11

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure

Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.
04/03/2012
00:06

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Helmeted Ham Rove

Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
04/03/2012
03:56

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor Potter

Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/03/2012
02:17

The Colbert ReportS8
LFTB Colbology

Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
04/03/2012
05:27

The Colbert ReportS8
Nikki Haley

Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
04/03/2012
04:19

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino Vote

Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
04/04/2012
00:07

The Colbert ReportS8
Sign Off - Second Peabody Award

Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
04/04/2012
06:55

The Colbert ReportS8
Robert Ballard

National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
04/04/2012
03:02

The Colbert ReportS8
Peabody Award for Colbert Super PAC

Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen.
04/04/2012
04:15

The Colbert ReportS8
Wilford Brimley Calls - Quaker Oats Makeover

After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley.
04/04/2012
01:39

The Colbert ReportS8
Settling for Mitt Romney

Republicans must unite behind Mitt Romney so they can plummet toward victor in November.
04/04/2012
00:36

The Colbert ReportS8
Intro - 4/4/12

Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic.
04/04/2012
00:07

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Sign Off - Lincoln Tunnel

Stephen says goodnight to his dirt bike commuting buddy.
04/05/2012
03:36

The Colbert ReportS8
Bad News About Good Unemployment News

In the employment sector, things are getting better, but they're not getting more better any faster.
04/05/2012
07:57

The Colbert ReportS8
Colbert's Very Wanted - Manatee Mailbox

A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations.
04/05/2012
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