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Nikki Haley
Season 8 • 04/03/2012
Stephen and Governor Nikki Haley have a South Carolina Palmetto-Off.
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00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/02/2012
05:33
The Colbert Report
S8
Gary Johnson
Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
04/02/2012
03:56
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt
Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
04/02/2012
04:54
The Colbert Report
S8
The Beefstate Governors
Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
04/02/2012
01:51
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of Presidenthood
The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
04/03/2012
03:58
The Colbert Report
S8
Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California Colleges
Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
04/03/2012
03:11
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure
Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.
04/03/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Helmeted Ham Rove
Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
04/03/2012
03:56
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor Potter
Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
04/03/2012
02:17
The Colbert Report
S8
LFTB Colbology
Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
04/03/2012
05:27
The Colbert Report
S8
Nikki Haley
Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
04/03/2012
04:19
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino Vote
Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
04/04/2012
00:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Second Peabody Award
Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
04/04/2012
06:55
The Colbert Report
S8
Robert Ballard
National Geographic explorer-in-residence Robert Ballard talks about "Save the Titanic," his documentary promoting its preservation and protection against tourism.
04/04/2012
03:02
The Colbert Report
S8
Peabody Award for Colbert Super PAC
Unlike most things, the Peabody award for Colbert Super PAC segments isn't just about Stephen.
04/04/2012
04:15
The Colbert Report
S8
Wilford Brimley Calls - Quaker Oats Makeover
After Larry the Quaker Oats mascot undergoes plastic surgery, Stephen gets a distressing call from Wilford Brimley.
04/04/2012
01:39
The Colbert Report
S8
Settling for Mitt Romney
Republicans must unite behind Mitt Romney so they can plummet toward victor in November.
04/04/2012
00:36
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 4/4/12
Republicans try to appeal to Latinos, a beloved American mascot gets a makeover, and Robert Ballard talks about the Titanic.
04/04/2012
00:07
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Lincoln Tunnel
Stephen says goodnight to his dirt bike commuting buddy.
04/05/2012
03:36
The Colbert Report
S8
Bad News About Good Unemployment News
In the employment sector, things are getting better, but they're not getting more better any faster.
04/05/2012
07:57
The Colbert Report
S8
Colbert's Very Wanted - Manatee Mailbox
A Valentine's Day manatee mailbox massacre, in Cocoa, FL, is just one violation in a string of serial manatee mailbox mutilations.
04/05/2012
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