The Colbert Report
The Beefstate Governors
Season 8 • 04/02/2012
Pink slime is nothing more than good old beef mixed with some not-so-good, older beef.
The Mega Millions LotteryThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen Stephen tries to win the Mega Millions Lottery with his lucky numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Intro - 3/29/12The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen approves of college students being political players, Mitt Romney proves he's just like average Americans, and Peter Beinart has a book about the future of Israel.
Colbert Super PAC - Texan Supporters & Super Fun PackThe Colbert ReportS8
Texans contribute more to Colbert Super PAC than to Romney's super PAC, and Stephen wants every college across this great nation to have its own Colbert Super PAC.
Peter BeinartThe Colbert ReportS8
Peter Beinart discusses his book "The Crisis of Zionism" and what he sees as a divide between the democratic Israel and the Israel of the West Bank.
Mitt Romney Tells a Funny StoryThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney tries to connect with blue collar voters by telling a funny story about his father laying off blue collar workers.
Yahweh or No Way - Christian Card Counters, Pope Benedict on Marxism & Pope CologneThe Colbert ReportS8
"Holy Rollers" shows the sacred side of Sin City, Pope Benedict XVI believes Marxism no longer corresponds to reality, and a perfumer honors the pope with a signature cologne.
Intro - 4/2/12The Colbert ReportS8
There's trouble in the beef industry, Pope Benedict XVI pays a visit to Cuba, and Governor Gary Johnson runs as the 2012 Libertarian candidate for president.
Sign Off - GoodnightThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen digs into a Hamlet Rove from the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
Gary JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS8
Libertarian presidential candidate Governor Gary Johnson believes in fiscal conservatism and social tolerance.
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure HuntThe Colbert ReportS8
Whoever wins the Super Fun Pack Treasure Hunt will receive a university visit from the actual Stephen Colbert, not the Venezuelan knockoff.
The Beefstate GovernorsThe Colbert ReportS8
Governors from beef industry states want to end the smear campaign against lean, finely textured beef, and make the term "pink slime" a thing of the past.
Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of PresidenthoodThe Colbert ReportS8
The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove.
Rick Santorum Speaks From His Heart - California CollegesThe Colbert ReportS8
Rick Santorum criticizes California universities after reading something from the state of California.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 DisclosureThe Colbert ReportS8
Critics question the secrecy and tax status of unregistered money guns shooting up the election, like Ham Rove's Colbert Super PAC SHH! and Karl Rove's Crossroads GPS.
Sign Off - Helmeted Ham RoveThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight with Ham Rove sporting a gift from Clemson University.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - 501c4 Disclosure - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS8
Attorney Trevor Potter explains the IRS's interest in the social welfare activities of 501c4s and records not-legal advice for the Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack.
LFTB ColbologyThe Colbert ReportS8
Following Stephen's report on LFTB, otherwise known as "pink slime," some in the Twittersphere accuse him of being transphobic.
Nikki HaleyThe Colbert ReportS8
Governor Nikki Haley talks about the good people of South Carolina who elected a 38-year-old, Indian-American female for governor.
Colbert Super PAC - Republicans & the Latino VoteThe Colbert ReportS8
Republicans will need to work hard to capture the Latino vote instead of their current strategy of capturing Latinos.
Sign Off - Second Peabody AwardThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight while caressing The Colbert Report's second Peabody award.
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