The Colbert Report
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be a Totalitarian Nutjob
Season 5 • 06/15/2009
Kim Jong-un has to be crazier than all the Kims who came before him.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Tip/Wag - Jim Webb, Home Lasers & KBR
Jim Webb's Marine background makes it difficult thank the Army, while Stephen tips his hat to a wrinkle-blasting laser and the contractors who built his set.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Golf Club & George W. Bush's Greeting
Stephen pays homage to Bob Hope, and George W. Bush praises the troops for their courage and endurance.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Frank A. Grippe
Command Sergeant Major Frank A. Grippe orders his NCOs to do the "Hokey Pokey" and sing the Army song.
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Sign Off - Honey, I'm Coming Home
Stephen thanks his staff and says what he hopes all the troops can say soon: "Honey, I'm coming home."
The Colbert ReportS5 Operation Iraqi Stephen - Fallback Position - Air Force Thunderbirds
It's going to take more than a series of eight-point rolls with the Air Force Thunderbirds to make Stephen throw up.
The Colbert ReportS5 Warm Memories of Iraq
Stephen used the time on his long flight back from Iraq to regrow his hair, and now it's as lustrous and thick as ever.
The Colbert ReportS5 Austan Goolsbee
Austan Goolsbee believes Barack Obama's policies will fix the auto industry and put Americans in a very happy place.
The Colbert ReportS5 Car Shout - GM & Chrysler
On his radio show, "Car Shout," Stephen answers questions about Chrysler's merger with Fiat and the difference between cars and phones.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/15/09
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Driving for the Last 10 Minutes
Stephen wants to know if he's been driving for the last 10 minutes and just not realized it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be a Totalitarian Nutjob
Stephen advises Kim Jong-un to kidnap random people, invent wacky mythology and be fashionable.
The Colbert ReportS5 Balls for Kidz - Carnivals Encore
The experts pass down their love of carnivals to the next generation by discussing food, puking and possible death or dismemberment.
The Colbert ReportS5 Croatia's Biggest Jeans World Record
Stephen won't let these Slavs to fashion make off with the U.S.A.'s world record for biggest pair of jeans.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jim Rogers
Jim Rogers aims to keep power affordable and reliable while cleaning up the coal industry's large carbon footprint.
The Colbert ReportS5 Teh-Runoff - Karim Sadjadpour
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/16/09
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
The Colbert ReportS5 Teh-Runoff
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Positive Obama Coverage
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/17/09
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
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