The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Crossing Over

Season 10 • 12/05/2005

President George W. Bush promotes tighter U.S.-Mexico border control.

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02:50

Spruce Almighty
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The homeless orphans of Hurricane Katrina band together to give the Rockefeller Center tree a hat.
12/01/2005
00:50

Daily/Colbert - Rock On
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Stephen Colbert notes how he has theoretical physicists and bio-terror experts on his show while Jon has the White Stripes.
12/01/2005
00:41

You, Your Health & You - Saving Face
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With no footage available from the first face transplant, a horrified Jon turns to "Nip/Tuck."
12/01/2005
02:16

Intro - White Stripes
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Jon explains the rationale behind the Daily Show's first musical guest, a celebration of the long-standing relationship between music and the news.
12/01/2005
02:29

Jimmy Carter Pt. 2
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Former President Jimmy Carter doesn't stay up late enough to watch The Daily Show, but now his TiVo solves that problem.
12/05/2005
04:39

Headlines - Faux News
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Suspicions increased due to the unusual format of Iraqi newspaper articles: "Sir! Twelve new schools have opened in impoverished Baghdad neighborhood of Sadr City, Sir!"
12/05/2005
04:54

Jimmy Carter Pt. 1
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Former President Jimmy Carter wrote "Our Endangered Values" due the recent dramatic and unprecedented changes in America's policies.
12/05/2005
00:54

Daily/Colbert - World Leaders
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Stephen was very impressed -- no, amused -- with Jon's interview with former President Jimmy Carter.
12/05/2005
03:05

Illegal Labor
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If the Bush administration cracks down on illegal workers, millions of lives will be affected, restaurants will close and Rob Corddry's shirt will be all wrinkled.
12/05/2005
00:15

Moment of Zen - Baby Pandas
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A Chinese announcer comments on the cuteness of 16 baby pandas.
12/05/2005
02:16

Headlines - Crossing Over
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For more information on President Bush's philosophy on immigration policy, check out "The Idiot's Guide to Redundancy for Stupid Dummies."
12/05/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Out of Hand
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Former President and CEO of the MPAA, Jack Valenti, believes that standards are getting out of hand.
12/06/2005
00:29

Daily/Colbert - Compound Problem
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
12/06/2005
04:36

Michelle Yeoh
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For the movie "Memoirs of a Geisha" Michelle Yeoh had to learn to play the shamisen which is made from the skin of a dead cat.
12/06/2005
00:55

Fat Little Brother
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The Cuban dictator Fidel Castro refers to Florida Governor Jeb Bush as President George W. Bush's "fat little brother."
12/06/2005
04:21

A Tale of Survival - Stuck in a Super-Stretch Death Limo of Death
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Innocent Rachel Chen and five of her hot friends were supposed to have a night of stuffing dollar bills into the thong of a sweaty, gay male stripper -- but tragedy hit.
12/06/2005
04:38

You Can't Do That on Television!
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The fault for society's ills lies not with government and institutions, but with music and pictures.
12/06/2005
02:50

Baghdad Legal
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Maybe this is revisionist history, but the real crime against humanity in Iraq is no air conditioned green rooms for reporters.
12/06/2005
01:34

Who The F**k is Ted Stevens?
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In the Senate, unlike in the real world, the older you get the more people have to listen to your crazy ramblings.
12/06/2005
05:33

Headlines - Secular Central
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Bill O'Reilly unearths a devastating year-old, six-second long Daily Show joke that threatens Christmas and Christianity itself.
12/07/2005
01:22

Daily/Colbert - First Great War
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Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report and previews tomorrow's main story.
12/07/2005
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