YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY CENTRAL SHOWS ARE ON PARAMOUNT+
Try Paramount+ for Free
Home
Shows
Awkwafina is Nora from Queens
Broad City
Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head
Comedy Central Roasts
The Daily Show
Digman!
RENO 911!
South Park
Stephen Colbert Presents Tooning Out the News
ALL SHOWS
FULL EPISODES
PLUTO TV
TV Schedule
LIVE TV
Stand-Up
Shows & Specials
SiriusXM Radio
Digital Originals
Original Movies
A Clüsterfünke Christmas
Cursed Friends
Hot Mess Holiday
Office Race
Out Of Office
Reno 911!: It's A Wonderful Heist
All Movies
App
SHOP
MIKE JUDGE'S BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD SHOP
DRUNK HISTORY SHOP
South Park Shop
WORKAHOLICS SHOP
Comedy Central Shop
The Colbert Report
Menu
Episodes & Videos
About
The Colbert Report
40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing
Season 5 • 07/21/2009
Stephen rebroadcasts his own historic coverage of the moon landing.
More
Watching
00:04
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report.
07/20/2009
05:20
Sport Report - Jessica Simpson, Olympic Brothel & Bud Light
The Colbert Report
S5
Tony Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, an Olympic hopeful opens a brothel, and Stephen loves the taste of Bud Light.
07/20/2009
03:57
Reverse Racism - Geoffrey Canada
The Colbert Report
S5
Geoffrey Canada can't find any area where white men are being disproportionately victimized.
07/20/2009
05:14
Bob Park
The Colbert Report
S5
Bob Park doesn't understand why humans need go to space when robots can do a better job.
07/20/2009
02:58
Reverse Racism
The Colbert Report
S5
As a recent black man, Stephen looks forward to hearing President Obama's NAACP speech.
07/20/2009
03:31
The Word - A Perfect World
The Colbert Report
S5
Investigating prisoner abuse will be a political food fight, and that is messier than torture.
07/21/2009
06:44
Better Know a Lobby - Acorn
The Colbert Report
S5
Acorn's chief community organizer, Bertha Lewis, needs to know the number of Stephen's sexual partners for her census form.
07/21/2009
00:16
Sign Off - Stephen's Chip
The Colbert Report
S5
The opinions expressed tonight are exclusively Stephen's -- the chip in his head only makes suggestions.
07/21/2009
06:16
Aaron Carroll
The Colbert Report
S5
Aaron Carroll believes the single-payer system will cost less, cover everyone and lead to better outcomes.
07/21/2009
00:32
Intro - 7/21/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen will be the mighty oak when he investigates Acorn, and Aaron Carroll believes America should have a single-payer system.
07/21/2009
02:32
40th Anniversary of the Moon Landing
The Colbert Report
S5
To celebrate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, Stephen re-airs his historic broadcast from July 20, 1969.
07/21/2009
03:09
Sniper Trifle
The Colbert Report
S5
The only huge surprise about Dick Cheney having his own secret assassination squad is that it didn't include cannibalism.
07/22/2009
00:35
Intro - 7/22/09
The Colbert Report
S5
The truth behind the CIA's secret assassination squad is revealed, and Chris Anderson talks about a future economy where everything is free.
07/22/2009
06:03
Chris Anderson
The Colbert Report
S5
Chris Anderson explains how it's possible for companies to make money by providing free services.
07/22/2009
04:17
Pope Wrist Watch
The Colbert Report
S5
The best way to spread wrist awareness is by getting a WristStrong bracelet to Pope Benedict XVI.
07/22/2009
03:11
Sniper Trifle - Matthew Waxman
The Colbert Report
S5
Matthew Waxman discusses the legal argument over whether to alert Congress about certain covert action programs.
07/22/2009
02:40
The Longest Solar Eclipse of the Century
The Colbert Report
S5
Xenu returned Asia's sun, but he will devour it again unless India returns America's outsourced jobs and China forgives the national debt.
07/22/2009
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, everybody.
07/22/2009
04:51
Zev Chafets
The Colbert Report
S5
Zev Chafets doesn't have a problem with steroid use in baseball, but he is concerned about its cover-up.
07/23/2009
00:12
Sign Off - TiVo
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen doesn't want to know how the show ends because he's TiVo'ing it.
07/23/2009
05:45
Health Care Hell-Scare - Die-agnosis: Mur-DR
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen invites expert victims from Canada, France and Spain to relay their horrible experiences of socialized medicine.
07/23/2009
You may also like
5 Videos
Trailer
01:00
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022
Trailer
01:22
Out of Office Explores Remote Work Absurdity
Out of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
09/19/2022
Trailer
00:35
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert
South Park
S25
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.
07/27/2022
Trailer
00:29
Diwali Gets Wild in Hot Mess Holiday
Hot Mess Holiday
Melanie Chandra and Surina Jindal embark on a zany weekend adventure during Diwali in the Comedy Central original movie Hot Mess Holiday, now streaming.
12/20/2021