The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Time for Stephen to Watch
Season 4 • 06/23/2008
It's time for Stephen to watch you.
Sean Hannity Loves AmericaThe Colbert ReportS4
Way to go, Sean Hannity. Stephen doesn't know where you find the courage to call America the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the Earth.
Bishop N.T. WrightThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen tells Bishop N.T. Wright his idea of heaven is getting a harp, drinking a mint julep and asking Ronald Reagan questions.
Stephen's Missing PeabodyThe Colbert ReportS4
Did Cookie Monster eat Stephen's Peabody?
Intro - 6/19/08The Colbert ReportS4
Sean Hannity professes his love for America. Sorry, Sean. Stephen's married.
Make McCain Exciting Challenge - The Secret of McCain's BrainThe Colbert ReportS4
With John McCain's head severed, it will fit more easily up George Bush's butt.
Shout Out - Peabody AwardsThe Colbert ReportS4
George Foster Peabody wins the coveted Stephen T. Colbert Award for excellence in recognizing excellence.
Barbara EhrenreichThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants you to buy Barbara Ehrenreich's book so she gets super rich and has to swallow her words.
Tip/Wag - Barack ObamaThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen flip-flops on flip-flopping and gives Senator Obama a tip of his hat for proving he's a regular politician after all.
Intro - 6/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
There is racial progress in South Africa. Stephen hopes this means he can start buying blood diamonds again.
WristStrong AnniversaryThe Colbert ReportS4
After Stephen's traumatic wrist injury, he pledged that he would never again break a fall with his hands.
Sign Off - Time for Stephen to WatchThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen hopes you've enjoyed watching him. Now he's going to watch you.
Oil CrisisThe Colbert ReportS4
Yes, we need offshore drilling, but what about off-porch drilling?
Hollywood Face ViolenceThe Colbert ReportS4
Shame on Will Smith for hurting other people's faces. His face already has the unfair advantage of being amazingly handsome and stunningly symmetrical.
Intro - 6/24/08The Colbert ReportS4
Should we solve the oil crisis with offshore drilling? Stephen says any excuse for a preemptive strike on the ocean.
Will SmithThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Will Smith if he supports Barack Obama because he secretly wants to play him in a movie of his life.
The Word - BleepThe Colbert ReportS4
Thank you, George Carlin. Few people have done more to repress what other people can say.
Dr. Jason BondThe Colbert ReportS4
The world demands an eight-legged tribute to Stephen, and not another barbershop quartet.
Neil deGrasse TysonThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Neil deGrasse Tyson what dark matter is because he doesn't see the color of matter.
Paul GoldbergerThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Paul Goldberger why America can't take our existing skyscrapers and stack them to make the tallest building in the world.
Intro - 6/25/08The Colbert ReportS4
America no longer has the tallest building, but could our planned Mexican border wall be the world's longest building?
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