The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 06/16/2009
Iran could finally have a leader who doesn't hate America -- just really, really dislikes it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Car Shout - GM & Chrysler
On his radio show, "Car Shout," Stephen answers questions about Chrysler's merger with Fiat and the difference between cars and phones.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/15/09
Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Driving for the Last 10 Minutes
Stephen wants to know if he's been driving for the last 10 minutes and just not realized it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be a Totalitarian Nutjob
Stephen advises Kim Jong-un to kidnap random people, invent wacky mythology and be fashionable.
The Colbert ReportS5 Balls for Kidz - Carnivals Encore
The experts pass down their love of carnivals to the next generation by discussing food, puking and possible death or dismemberment.
The Colbert ReportS5 Croatia's Biggest Jeans World Record
Stephen won't let these Slavs to fashion make off with the U.S.A.'s world record for biggest pair of jeans.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jim Rogers
Jim Rogers aims to keep power affordable and reliable while cleaning up the coal industry's large carbon footprint.
The Colbert ReportS5 Teh-Runoff - Karim Sadjadpour
Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/16/09
According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
The Colbert ReportS5 Teh-Runoff
Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Positive Obama Coverage
Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 6/17/09
Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Bohemian Grove
A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio Berlusconi
Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
The Colbert ReportS5 Murder in the White House - Fly Widow Interview
Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Aloha, Idaho
Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
The Colbert ReportS5 Joshua Micah Marshall
Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
The Colbert ReportS5 ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby
Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids
President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
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