The Colbert Report

Teh-Runoff

Season 5 • 06/16/2009

Iran could finally have a leader who doesn't hate America -- just really, really dislikes it.

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The Colbert ReportS5
Car Shout - GM & Chrysler

On his radio show, "Car Shout," Stephen answers questions about Chrysler's merger with Fiat and the difference between cars and phones.
06/15/2009
00:34

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Intro - 6/15/09

Stephen gives advice to the next leader of North Korea, and asks Austan Goolsbee if his arm gets tired from throwing money at problems.
06/15/2009
00:19

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Driving for the Last 10 Minutes

Stephen wants to know if he's been driving for the last 10 minutes and just not realized it.
06/15/2009
04:22

The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Be a Totalitarian Nutjob

Stephen advises Kim Jong-un to kidnap random people, invent wacky mythology and be fashionable.
06/15/2009
03:59

The Colbert ReportS5
Balls for Kidz - Carnivals Encore

The experts pass down their love of carnivals to the next generation by discussing food, puking and possible death or dismemberment.
06/16/2009
02:01

The Colbert ReportS5
Croatia's Biggest Jeans World Record

Stephen won't let these Slavs to fashion make off with the U.S.A.'s world record for biggest pair of jeans.
06/16/2009
05:57

The Colbert ReportS5
Jim Rogers

Jim Rogers aims to keep power affordable and reliable while cleaning up the coal industry's large carbon footprint.
06/16/2009
03:39

The Colbert ReportS5
Teh-Runoff - Karim Sadjadpour

Karim Sadjadpour believes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad sees his victory as a gift from God and Ayatollah Khomeini.
06/16/2009
00:32

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Intro - 6/16/09

According to polls, 120% say the Iranian election wasn't rigged, and Jim Rogers wants to reduce Duke Energy's carbon footprint.
06/16/2009
00:04

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Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
06/16/2009
03:27

The Colbert ReportS5
Teh-Runoff

Mir Hossein Mousavi could be the Martin Luther King of Iran -- or possibly the Vidal Sassoon.
06/16/2009
02:06

The Colbert ReportS5
Stephen's Positive Obama Coverage

Stephen proves he's fair and balanced by giving favorable news coverage of Barack Obama killing a fly.
06/17/2009
00:37

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Intro - 6/17/09

Sonia Sotomayor belongs to an exclusive women's-only club, and Joshua Micah Marshall won't be doing the pointing and talking.
06/17/2009
05:28

The Colbert ReportS5
The Word - Bohemian Grove

A man has never asked to be considered for membership in Sonia Sotomayor's women's-only club -- until now.
06/17/2009
03:16

The Colbert ReportS5
Alpha Dog of the Week - Silvio Berlusconi

Silvio Berlusconi really shows his doggie bag by asking his wife to apologize for the negative media attention over his affair with an 18-year-old.
06/17/2009
01:55

The Colbert ReportS5
Murder in the White House - Fly Widow Interview

Stephen interviews the wife and 93 children of the fly that President Obama killed.
06/17/2009
00:18

The Colbert ReportS5
Sign Off - Aloha, Idaho

Stephen likes to single out a state at the end of the show, so tonight he says aloha to Idaho.
06/17/2009
06:03

The Colbert ReportS5
Joshua Micah Marshall

Joshua Micah Marshall describes the Talking Points Memo blog as a hybrid of collaborative reader reporting and traditional reporting.
06/17/2009
04:52

The Colbert ReportS5
ThreatDown - Uighurs & Donald H. Crosby

Uighurs should stop having so much fun, and Donald H. Crosby wants to know who the hell Stephen Colbert is.
06/18/2009
05:25

The Colbert ReportS5
Bears & Balls - Tobacco, Project Natal & Graveyard Bids

President Obama outlaws flavored cigarettes, Microsoft introduces Project Natal, and a graveyard accepts bids.
06/18/2009
00:30

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Intro - 6/18/09

Someone finally agrees to accept Gitmo detainees, and Stephen nails poet Paul Muldoon.
06/18/2009
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