The Colbert Report
Intro - 5/6/13
Season 9 • 05/06/2013
The government commits a vast cover-up, and Robert Caro shares his book on Lyndon Johnson.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Edition - "Man of Steel" & "Iron Man 3"The Colbert ReportS9
Some limey named Henry Cavill plays Superman, and "Iron Man 3" removes a negative Chinese connotation from its bonus footage.
Ben KingsleyThe Colbert ReportS9
The "Iron Man 3" star talks about playing Gandhi, trembling at his knighting ceremony and portraying a villain.
Gitmo Hunger Strike - Charles SwiftThe Colbert ReportS9
Retired Lieutenant Commander Charles Swift believes Congress views Gitmo prisoners as a political football rather than a threat.
Boston Bomber AccomplicesThe Colbert ReportS9
Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and three friends urgently decide to watch a movie after the terrorist attack.
Gitmo Hunger StrikeThe Colbert ReportS9
After closing the office of closing Guantanamo, Obama wants to open the office of opening the office of closing Guantanamo.
Robert CaroThe Colbert ReportS9
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author lists Lyndon Johnson's undertakings, from civil rights and voting rights bills to Medicare and education.
cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"The Colbert ReportS9
The BBC rips off Stephen's idea to rip off Oprah's idea to host a book club and also chooses to feature "The Great Gatsby."
Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Bullet Conspiracy TheoryThe Colbert ReportS9
The government stocks up on 1.6 billion rounds of ammunition, so Senator James Inhofe introduces a bill to restrict the government's bullet hoarding.
Tip/Wag - Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn & Stoner DogsThe Colbert ReportS9
The Catholic Diocese of Brooklyn knows that Jesus was the original hipster, and a California vet supports medical marijuana for dogs.
Sign Off - South Carolina Special ElectionThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen wants everyone in South Carolina's 1st Congressional District to get out and vote.
Intro - 5/6/13The Colbert ReportS9
A government conspiracy surfaces, the Catholic Church reaches out to young people, and Robert Caro discusses his fourth book on Lyndon Johnson.
Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Donna EdwardsThe Colbert ReportS9
Congresswoman Donna Edwards explains that Maryland did not ban straight marriage and discusses her stance on gun control.
PromposalsThe Colbert ReportS9
Hiring a marching band to ask a date to the prom is both romantic and the perfect way to remind the marching band that they have no date to the prom.
Douglas RushkoffThe Colbert ReportS9
"Present Shock" author Douglas Rushkoff talks about the dot-com boom, Facebook "friends" and stock derivatives.
Breaking News - Benghazi WhistleblowersThe Colbert ReportS9
Fox News gets ready to uncover how the administration blew Benghazi, when they blew it, why they blew it and how they will continue to have blown it.
Richard BesserThe Colbert ReportS9
Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
Intro - 5/8/13The Colbert ReportS9
Conservatives enjoy modified energy-efficient light bulbs, parents discover a trend, and Dr. Richard Besser answers questions about chronic diseases.
Spiteful PartisanshipThe Colbert ReportS9
Pat Toomey reveals that some Republicans disagree with President Obama just to disagree with him, not because they oppose green energy or gun control.
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