The Colbert Report
Obamacare Repeal Vote
Season 9 • 05/14/2013
House Speaker John Boehner announces that Congress will vote on Obamacare for the 37th time.
Jessica Buchanan & Erik LandemalmThe Colbert ReportS9
The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
ThreatDown - Planet Gay, World Wide Wood & Junkie BearsThe Colbert ReportS9
The French Parliament approves gay marriage, customers order Viagra online, and bears pass out after huffing jet fuel.
Benghazi Attacks Talking PointsThe Colbert ReportS9
Greg Gutfeld calls the mainstream media "Obama's scandal condom," and ABC News obtains 12 drafts of the Benghazi talking points.
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - IRS Special ScrutinyThe Colbert ReportS9
The IRS owes an apology to every Tea Party group in America, including Susie Johnson and her eight stuffed animals.
Dan BrownThe Colbert ReportS9
Dan Brown discusses Dante's "Inferno," explains why he puts everything in puzzle form and becomes the subject of an anagram.
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - MaximThe Colbert ReportS9
Maxim's Hot 100 honors a Disney star, and Stephen wishes to be objectified like a piece of meat again.
Intro - 5/14/13The Colbert ReportS9
Congress compromises on immigration reform, Maxim never changes, and bestselling author Dan Brown sits down with Stephen.
Sign Off - Maxim's Hot 100The Colbert ReportS9
Stephen reviews Maxim's picks for 2013.
Heritage Foundation's Immigration StudyThe Colbert ReportS9
Jason Richwine's 2009 racist immigration paper had no influence on the Heritage Foundation's racist immigration paper co-written by Jason Richwine.
Obamacare Repeal VoteThe Colbert ReportS9
New representatives should get to do all the good votes they weren't there for, like repealing Obamacare, ending Prohibition and declaring war on Japan.
Cyndi LauperThe Colbert ReportS9
Megastar Cyndi Lauper shares the story of a shoe factory owner and drag queen from Broadway's hit musical "Kinky Boots."
Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS9
Openly black Congresswoman Gwen Moore discusses big government, class warfare and Paul Ryan's budget.
Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 4th - Gwen Moore Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS9
Congresswoman Gwen Moore talks about growing up on welfare, getting to know Scott Walker and posing on an imaginary Harley.
Bug ProteinThe Colbert ReportS9
According to the United Nations, all New Yorkers with bed bugs are technically ranchers raising healthy sources of fat, protein and fiber.
Tip/Wag - Wind Turbines & ChinaThe Colbert ReportS9
The Obama administration fails to prosecute wind energy companies for killing eagles, and China launches a Middle East peace proposal.
AsparagusgateThe Colbert ReportS9
The House Judiciary Committee grills Attorney General Eric Holder, and Louie Gohmert accuses Holder of casting aspersions on his asparagus.
Intro - 5/16/13The Colbert ReportS9
Windmills have their shortcomings, printable weapons threaten gun control, and Dr. Daniel Lieberman discusses his research on long-distance running.
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