John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Season 2 E 4 • 04/14/2011
Greg Behrendt only likes music reviews that are written in all caps and include the words "F**KING AWESOME."
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John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E3
Anthony Jeselnik - My Dad the Racist
Anthony Jeselnik's dad was a huge racist, but he still tried to be a good father.
04/07/2011
03:12
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Brendon Walsh - Trial Separation
Brendon Walsh didn't want to date his girlfriend anymore, so he bought some weed, then he put it in her purse...
04/14/2011
03:14
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Brendon Walsh - My 1800's Inventor Beard
Brendon Walsh's facial hair makes him look a bit like Alexander Graham Bell, or perhaps one of the burglars from Home Alone.
04/14/2011
03:54
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
John Oliver - Library
America, you don't need books. There are plenty of books in the world and plenty of people who've read them. It's not your area of expertise.
04/14/2011
03:17
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
John Oliver - America's Downfall
Do you have any idea how powerful a message you are sending to the world when you push a jet ski off the roof of a 10-story building?
04/14/2011
01:23
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Greg Behrendt - Punk Rock
It used to mean something when you got a safety pin in your cheek, but now you can do it at a kiosk in the mall.
04/14/2011
04:25
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Marina Franklin - Barack Obama, Our Lord and Savior
Marina Franklin reveals the secret to finding a boyfriend and admits that there are some scandalous obstacles to her becoming the first lady.
04/14/2011
04:28
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Greg Behrendt - Plug in the Mug
In your 20s, people are proud of you for losing weight. But in your 40s, they're just concerned.
04/14/2011
04:09
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Mike Lawrence - Bald Heads
When Mike Lawrence was 12 he walked in on his stepfather masturbating. The thing you must know about that is that his stepfather was bald.
04/14/2011
03:12
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
Greg Behrendt was given a package of Tim Tams when he went to Australia. Half an hour later he found himself naked, on the bed, covered in chocolate.
04/14/2011
02:22
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E4
Greg Behrendt - Indie Rock Fans
Greg Behrendt only likes music reviews that are written in all caps and include the words "F**KING AWESOME."
04/14/2011
01:34
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kumail Nanjiani - Stupid People
Kumail Nanjiani gets into an argument with a clueless person who believes the Koran says women shouldn't drive.
04/21/2011
06:28
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
John Oliver - The Upper Peninsula
John Oliver recalls a harrowing van trip he took through rural Michigan with a sinister man named Dave.
04/21/2011
02:59
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kumail Nanjiani - Horror Movies
Kumail Nanjiani is comfortable with the fact that he would be the first to die in any given scary movie.
04/21/2011
04:41
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Glenn Wool - Scruffy
Glenn Wool's appearance means that he usually has to say five intelligent things before people treat him like he's not mentally retarded.
04/21/2011
01:19
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - Airport Security
Ten years ago, a wannabe shoe bomber failed in his mission, and now we're all paying the price.
04/21/2011
04:07
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Brendon Walsh - Too Many Mushrooms
Have you ever been so high on mushrooms that you thought your brains were sliding out your asshole?
04/21/2011
01:44
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
John Oliver - We're Number One
This country is just too big. When Britain tried to point out that a few centuries ago, America got all pissy and threw a little tea tantrum.
04/21/2011
02:03
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Brendon Walsh - Faking It
Wear a fake moustache to your next job interview. There are no jobs out there anyway, so you might as well have some fun.
04/21/2011
02:09
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - No Kids
Kirk Fox doesn't want kids because he's afraid he might decapitate them with ceiling fans.
04/21/2011
02:51
John Oliver's New York Stand-Up ShowS2 E5
Kirk Fox - Organ Donation
Kirk Fox doesn't want to donate his organs -- what if you get to the afterlife and find out you need them?
04/21/2011
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