The Colbert Report
Save Stephen Jr.
Season 3 • 02/05/2007
Stephen asks residents of Oregon to use fish to lure Stephen Jr. away from Washington.
The Colbert ReportS3 Cartoon Terrorism
A publicity stunt for Aqua Teen Hunger Force caused a terrorism scare in Boston. What's more, it also ruined several marketing campaigns that Stephen had planned.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard
Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/1/07
Tom Tancredo has plans to get rid of the congressional black caucus, Stephen's getting sick from the Oscars and Chuck Schumer has advice for the Democrats.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ending Racism
In response to a remark by Frank Hargrove, Stephen apologizes for racism and bids farewell to it with a video montage.
The Colbert ReportS3 Movies That Are Destroying America - Oscars Edition
The Oscars really made Stephen sick this year with movies like "Little Miss Sunshine," "Pan's Labyrinth" and "An Inconvenient Truth."
The Colbert ReportS3 Peyton Manseed
Stephen is thrilled about the Bears being slaughtered in the Super Bowl and approves of Prince's kosher halftime performance.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/5/07
Despite global warming, Stephen's freezing his ass off while that bastard Tesla gains another victory, and Wendy Kopp gets schooled by America.
The Colbert ReportS3 Wendy Kopp
Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Second Opinion
Stephen is all for the second opinion. If a doctor says he's allergic to shrimp, he finds a doctor that says he's not. He feels the same about scientists and global warming.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Giant Mexican Babies
Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats.
The Colbert ReportS3 Save Stephen Jr.
Stephen discovers that Stephen Jr. has made it back into the U.S. but fears that Congressman Brian Baird might kill him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 2/6/07
The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
The Colbert ReportS3 Charles LeDuff
Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space
Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Making a Killing
Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing.
The Colbert ReportS3 Pray for Stephen
Stephen received a form letter informing him that he is one of the most powerful personalities in media and for this reason he has earned himself a day of being prayed for.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space Pt. 1
Stephen reveals his moisturizing techniques to Congressman Zack Space.
The Colbert ReportS3 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space Pt. 2
Stephen asks Zack Space for details on the Cornhole Tournament.
The Colbert ReportS3 The San Francisco Treat
After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tek Jansen - From the Future
Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
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