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Season 2 • 02/02/2006
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The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - You're Welcome
Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
The Colbert ReportS2 Emily Yoffe
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/1/06
Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Blue Collar Workday
It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Aggravated Assault
This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christine Todd Whitman
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - New York's 8th - Jerrold Nadler
Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called the USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It.
The Colbert ReportS2 Groundhog Day Forecast
Punxsutawney Phil predicts six more weeks of winter, which makes him smarter than all those global warming scientists.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili
Around the Colbert household, Super Bowl Sunday means only one thing: Stephen's Famous Five-Meat Chili.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/2/06
Christine Todd Whitman will tell Stephen about resisting the religious right. Then Pat Robertson will send her a tornado.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - TiVo
If you TiVoed this episode and didn't watch the commercials, Stephen wants you to go back and watch them all twice.
The Colbert ReportS2 Birth Day Off
Stephen Colbert questions the integrity of Jon Stewart, who took off from work the day his child was born.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Metaphorically
Stephen explains that you must interpret President Bush's words metaphorically, not literally.
The Colbert ReportS2 Barbara Boxer
Senator Barbara Boxer rates President Bush and allows Stephen to read a passage from her novel, " A Time To Run."
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Native American State Names
Many states are named after Native American words or tribes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/6/06
America's foreign oil dependency, a controversial Danish cartoon and Senator Barbara Boxer's rise to power are all discussed in this episode of The Colbert Report.
The Colbert ReportS2 ThreatDown - Killer Bees
From Eastern liberal newspapers to killer bees, Stephen runs down the top five threats to America.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Golden Corner
Stephen Colbert runs down famous news stories featured in Newsweek's "Golden Corner."
The Colbert ReportS2 Western Union
Stephen honors the death of the telegram with a spot on his bookshelf.
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