The Colbert Report

Richard Clarke

Season 3 • 01/17/2007

Richard Clarke warns against a new kind of war.

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Squeaky Chair

Stephen is feeling a little high-strung with Bill O'Reilly's impending visit, and his chair is caught in the crossfire.
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Pesos for Pizza

Stephen is forced to rethink his three least favorite words: the Hollywood Foreign Press.
01/16/2007
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The Word - Symbolic

A symbolic Congress makes a symbolic stand against a symbolic war.
01/16/2007
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Intro - 1/16/07

Stephen begins the show with some self-aggrandizing vocal warm-ups.
01/16/2007
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Sport Report - Bend it Like Beckham

David Beckham comes to America to be an actor, and Stephen has the perfect project for him.
01/16/2007
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Dinesh D'Souza

Dinesh D'Souza believes saying that the cultural left is causing America's destruction would be going too far.
01/16/2007
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Better Know a District - Washington's 3rd - Brian Baird

Stephen brings clinical psychologist/Congressman Brian Baird to a safe place.
01/17/2007
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Lynn Swann

Hall of Famer Lynn Swann helps Stephen trash-talk the remaining NFL playoff teams that aren't the New Orleans Saints.
01/17/2007
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Intro - 1/17/07

It's Stephen's 200th show and he wants a commemorative coin.
01/17/2007
02:02

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200th Episode

Stephen underplays the importance of his 200th episode, as Papa Bear is making a visit tomorrow.
01/17/2007
05:17

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Richard Clarke

Stephen sells Richard Clarke's book with promises of robot sex.
01/17/2007
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Intro - 1/18/07

Bill O'Reilly is about to appear on The Colbert Report, regardless of whether or not you're high.
01/18/2007
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The Word - Go It Alone

Stephen is not interested in the president's new commitment to flexibility and compromise, not when he can go it alone.
01/18/2007
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The Advent of O'Reilly

Stephen has been spending the whole day making sure everything is perfect for his guest, Bill O'Reilly.
01/18/2007
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We The Mediator - Trump v. O'Donnell

Stephen is forced to side with Rosie O'Donnell over Donald Trump.
01/18/2007
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O'Reilly's Microwave

To honor the historic crossover of The Colbert Report and The O'Reilly Factor, Stephen steals a microwave.
01/18/2007
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Bill O'Reilly

Stephen finally gets to sit at the foot of the master, Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly.
01/18/2007
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Tom Schaller

Stephen demands to know why Tom Schaller thinks the Democrats don't need to bother with the South to win the 2008 election.
01/22/2007
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Balls for Kidz - Gambling

Balls for Kidz takes a look at why people gamble and why kids shouldn't gamble.
01/22/2007
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The Word - Exact Words

Stephen agrees with Alberto Gonzales: if the Constitution doesn't explicitly state a right, then we don't have it.
01/22/2007
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Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence Koh

Terence Koh rides Stephen's coattails by selling off his sperm.
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