The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment Of Zen - Virtual Sales Clerk
Season 7 • 08/15/2002
A virtual sales clerk from a cigarette machine denies smokes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Right Trend Direction
President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Econ Artists
President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Elvis Week
The 25th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death is celebrated in his hometown of Memphis, Tennessee.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Words of Mass Destruction
The United States launches a powerful theoretical attack of large font sans serif characters against Iraq, some even equipped with italics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Intro - Blue Crush
Jon is going to see Blue Crush for the surfing, not for the hot ladies in bikinis.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Receding Airlines
Part of the airlines' new plan is to make thousands of tiny planes on sticks.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Mr. Coughy
The cigarette machines come with a variety of virtual sales clerks who silently judge you.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Civil Lights
Stephen Colbert highlights the smokers' dream that one day we will all be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our lungs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Plane Trouble
Rob Corddry has some great notes on why the airlines are in trouble, but they got taken away from him during the routine security strip search.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Rich Eisen
Rich Eisen and Jon talk about the Harlem Little League and Rich's favorite interview.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment Of Zen - Virtual Sales Clerk
A computer-generated black man in a cigarette machine won't sell cigarettes to minors.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Denis Leary
If Jon Stewart believed everything Denis Leary said while drunk, he would be Mrs. Denis Leary by now.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Even Stevphen - War
Stephen Colbert is not surprised that Ed Helms didn't go to Princeton, because Ed is stupid.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Washington D.C. Mayor Race
You do not have to be a guy standing by himself in a parking lot to appreciate the message of former exotic dancer and Washington, D.C., mayoral candidate, Faith.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Preview - 8/20/02
Later in the week, Stephen Colbert exposes the blatant lies of Lynne Cheney's children's book.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Three Strike Capability
One thing we've learned in studying Afghani culture? Religion doesn't mean that much to them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Take Me Out to Afghanistan
Young Afghani boys play baseball.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Dis Kapital
Washington, D.C., incumbent Mayor Anthony Williams had Billy Joel and Kelsey Grammer vote for him.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Indian Bummer
Organized crime is using death threats to force Bollywood stars to work in crookedly financed features.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Bed Bush & Beyond
Over 100 of President Bush's friends, relatives and fundraisers have slept at the White House.
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