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Moment of Zen - STARFLEET Phone Call

Season 14 • 05/11/2009

STARFLEET's Jonathan Lane interrupts an MSNBC interview to take a call.

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03:24

Gaywatch - Marion Barry
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Councilman Marion Barry doesn't want Washington D.C. to become a gay marriage friendly stopover because he has the moral compass of God.
05/07/2009
04:39

White in America - The Children
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Robin Thicke, son of blindingly white Alan Thicke, helps Larry Wilmore proves to white kids that they're not sentenced to a life of whiteness.
05/07/2009
05:01

Battle of the Banned
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John Oliver defends Great Britain's ban against Michael Savage because a civilized society is more important than freedom of speech.
05/07/2009
06:53

Ken Salazar
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Ken Salazar wants to collect more royalties from the oil companies that rent public land and return it to American taxpayers.
05/07/2009
01:16

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's New Mustache
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Stephen doesn't want Jon to say anything about his awkward new mustache.
05/11/2009
04:19

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
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Wanda Sykes' Limbaugh joke at the White House Correspondents' Dinner smells like this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner controversy.
05/11/2009
03:38

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner - Wanda Sykes' Joke Pressure
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John Oliver believes Wanda Sykes' offensive jokes may not be pleasant, but they're effective.
05/11/2009
03:50

Excuse Me Your Dick Is Out
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Time for truth to stop living under the underpass, selling itself for crack, and come home to Daddy Cheney. He forgives you.
05/11/2009
00:11

Intro - What a Bath
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What a bath that was.
05/11/2009
06:45

Frank Partnoy
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Frank Partnoy describes Ivar Kreuger as the man responsible for one of the top five financial schemes of all time.
05/11/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - STARFLEET Phone Call
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Commodore Jonathan Lane answers his communicator during an interview with MSNBC.
05/11/2009
04:36

The Pageant of the Christ
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Miss California gets to keep her crown, not for her stand against gay marriage, but because she's beautiful.
05/12/2009
04:44

Arizona State Snubs Obama
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Jason Jones learns Barack Obama will have to work much harder to earn an honorary degree from Arizona State.
05/12/2009
00:07

Moment of Zen - Miss USA Is Relevant
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Donald Trump speaks out about the relevance of Miss USA and Miss Universe.
05/12/2009
06:54

Tom Hanks
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Tom Hanks discusses traveling during the swine flu epidemic and disappearing antimatter.
05/12/2009
03:28

Waffle House
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Nancy Pelosi denies knowledge of harsh interrogation techniques before slowly parsing her unequivocal denial of never being told.
05/12/2009
00:30

Intro - Legendary Bad Boy
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Name the starlet and legendary Hollywood bad boy, Tom Hanks, has hit that.
05/12/2009
03:29

Old Man Stewart Shakes His Fist at White House Poetry Jams
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Barack Obama hosts a poetry jam at the White House. Soon he'll be running a college radio station out of the basement.
05/13/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - The Terrorists' Secret Message
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Tune in to Fox News to find out the secret message terrorists are using against us.
05/13/2009
07:08

Roadus Triptum
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Pope Benedict XVI makes his first visit to the Holy Land with the modest agenda of bringing peace to the Middle East.
05/13/2009
00:50

Intro - Husain Haqqani Talks Sports
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Husain Haqqani and Jon will talk sports, shopping, and how to keep the Taliban from getting nuclear weapons.
05/13/2009
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