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Intro - Bullsh*t
Season 10 E 35 • 03/14/2005
Comedy Central runs The Daily Show thirteen times a day.
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The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E34
International Male
In 1994, United Nations Ambassador nominee John Bolton diplomatically remarked that it would be "a mistake to count on the U.N."
03/10/2005
02:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E34
Bad Back
Jon Stewart likes to feast on the entrails of human misery, so he watched the Michael Jackson trial on television.
03/10/2005
02:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E34
A Dan For All Seasons
Dan Rather's distinguished 40 year career was obliterated by the swarming minions of the very media machine he was a part of.
03/10/2005
02:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E34
Aptitude Adjustment
The new SAT exam features new math, more reading and an essay on a given topic, which many teens are hoping will be "ride pimping."
03/10/2005
07:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E34
Paul Krugman
Paul Krugman explains that privatizing to President George W. Bush is equivalent to making bad business decisions, then having your daddy's friends bail you out.
03/10/2005
05:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E35
Harry G. Frankfurt
When Professor Frankfurt refers to a general 'bullsh*tter' he is looking directly at Jon.
03/14/2005
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E35
Moment of Zen - Take Me Out to the Ball Game
The Daily Show dedicates a moment to our national pastime and steroid use.
03/14/2005
04:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E35
Million Dollar Crybabies
After "Erin Brockovich" Samantha Bee and her girlfriends started dressing like whores and going after major corporations.
03/14/2005
04:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E35
Headlines - The Unnatural
Taking steroids fifteen years ago was just like drinking a cup of coffee out of a syringe implanted in Mark McGwire's ass meat.
03/14/2005
02:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E35
The Mummy Returns
No blaus, no foul play... Jon was hoping it was something along the lines of... murder!
03/14/2005
01:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E35
Intro - Bullsh*t
Jon Stewart talks about the way his show is censored for different time slots.
03/14/2005
03:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E36
Tom Fenton Pt. 2
Tom Fenton wants to let the public know they're being cheated by the media.
03/15/2005
02:30
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E36
Intro - The H'caust
The H'caust -- cuz all them J's died at A'witz in a massive g'side.
03/15/2005
00:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E36
Moment of Zen - Condoleezza Song
A new website urges Condoleezza Rice to run for president by writing a song about it.
03/15/2005
04:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E36
Tom Fenton Pt. 1
Tom Fenton explains how the news business has reached an all time low.
03/15/2005
04:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E36
Kill Phil
Bob Wiltfong reports on the small town Dr. Phil wants to fix.
03/15/2005
04:42
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E36
Capitol Report - Ladies Edition
Tim Russert shows he can take twenty minutes to get answers others got in ten seconds.
03/15/2005
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E37
Moment of Zen - Decent Man
President George W. Bush provides explanation for nominating Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank.
03/16/2005
05:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E37
Reverend Al Green
Reverend Al Green compares himself to a "bubble on the water" and Jon Stewart as a "big star."
03/16/2005
05:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E37
Denial of the Century
While covering the Michael Jackson child molestation trial, Rob Corddry asks: What Would Geraldo Do?
03/16/2005
03:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10 E37
Wolfowitz Nominated
After nominating Alberto Gonzales as Attorney General and proposing the privatization of Social Security, President George W. Bush's balls grew to enormous proportions.
03/16/2005
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