The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Crowe Magnons
Season 5 • 03/27/2001
The modern day gladiator's quarrel lies with dignity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - You've Got Jail
Abraham Abdallah acquires social security numbers and credit cards of top Forbes celebrities, but only for their timeless elegance.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Preview - 3/27/01
Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell get into a debate on alcohol consumption and the sexiness of Antonio Banderas.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Attractive People Winning Things
Julia Roberts takes five minutes to thank everyone in her family and announce that her name begins with R.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Oscar Fashion
Bjork causes a fashion stir at the Academy Awards with a swan costume that has Charlton Heston reaching for his gun.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Amish Payback
Commentator Dave Attell originally had a conspiracy theory about the Amish, but that devolved into making fun of them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Richard Lewis
Richard Lewis finds it hard to play himself on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" because he doesn't know who he is.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Drink Responsibly
In one evening of drinking, Steve Carell lost his motor skills, judgment and inhibitions -- and ultimately threw up in Stephen Colbert's car on the way home.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Drunk Steve Carell
Steve Carell demonstrates the importance of responsible drinking.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Baa Baa Dead Sheep
If you're like most Americans, you thought it was hilarious that most of Europe has been crippled by a devastating plague on its livestock.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Knoll Position
A new study gives credence to the second gunman theory in the JFK assassination, causing the conspiracy theory community to be taken aback and to the left.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Crowe Magnons
During a break in the action, one modern gladiator used his cell phone to call the Italian Bureau of Anachronism and turn himself in.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Feeding Bandit
Pepper Klitsch gives her raccoon his favorite snack.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Expert on Youth
Senior News Analyst Stephen Colbert weighs in with more shocking poll results on children and teenagers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Crisis in our Bedroom
USA Today polled over 1,000 children to uncover that 28 percent of kids don't clean their room because they're too lazy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 USA Today Chart
Mo Rocca takes a look behind the numbers of the USA Today poll to gain insight on why children hate cleaning their rooms.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Mark Harmon
Mark Harmon is bored with the sexiest man alive thing.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Watts Riot
California power regulators approve a utility rate increase.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Stocky Raccoon
Pepper Klitsch's pet, Bandit is the masked face of raccoon obesity.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. III
Mo Rocca continues to be ahead of all the other major news networks in reporting on the elephant siege.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Rob Downey Junior
In an effort to resuscitate his image, troubled young actor Robert Downey Junior has changed his name to Rob Downey Junior.
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