The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Dude, Where's My Carbs
Season 13 • 04/24/2008
Food hoarding makes a comeback.
Indecision 2008 - Clinton's Primary MessageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Senator Clinton would already have the nomination locked up if only the Democratic nominating process were conducted hypothetically.
Indecision 2008 - Pennsylvania Primary ResultsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
The inconclusive primary results devastated the media, whose depression gave way to increasingly violent thoughts.
Indecision 2008 - Apathetic Pennsylvania PollingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Jason Jones and John Oliver attempt to care about Philadelphians in local taverns, local bowling alleys with attached taverns and diners with liquor licenses.
Howard FinemanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Author and journalist Howard Fineman talks about the upcoming once-in-a-lifetime 2008 election and the media's focus on "the heartland."
Moment of Zen - Anti-AnythingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
John McCain discusses his anti-anti-views with George Stephanopoulos.
Daily/Colbert - Endless Idol ContestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Why should let the process play itself out? We all know who is going to win.
Headlines - Enemy Plus Enemy Equals One AllyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Enemy number one is mad at enemy number two because enemy number two isn't giving enemy number one credit for what they did to Enemy Number One.
C"Rice"Is in the U.S.The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Rob Riggle's rice castle with drawbridge may seem wasteful to Aasif Mandvi, but he doesn't live beside a guy with a huge Cheez Whiz catapult.
Indecision 2008 - McCain's Sweet Talk ExpressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
One adorable presidential candidate stands out for having all the right answers, even when he doesn't.
Colin FirthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Colin Firth enjoys all the New York City fun: taking in sights, seeing some shows and having his penis photographed.
Dude, Where's My CarbsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Penises, rice -- is there anything news can't make into a panic?
Charismatic Black Preacher Round-UpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Jon samples all the different flavors of the Reverend Jeremiah Wright's spicy sermons.
Penis Theft Panic UpdateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Jon sends a message to his penis-shrinking sorcerer friends in the Congo.
Jimmy Carter Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
The former president shares how he brought Hamas leaders to the negotiation table on a recent trip.
Moment of Zen - Wright DanceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
The Reverend Jeremiah Wright stomps and struts while addressing the NAACP in Detroit.
Jimmy Carter Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
After finding out that Jimmy Carter wrote a loving book about his mother, Jon feels like a very bad son.
Aasif Mandvi - Land of the SpreeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
The release of Grand Theft Auto IV puts Aasif Mandvi on the streets of Liberty City.
Moment of Zen - Scalia's OpinionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Justice Antonin Scalia gives "60 Minutes" the correct opinion about torture.
The Global War in Your PantsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Jon and the correspondents offer a public service message to the kids about a third option to sex or abstinence.
Grand Theft SemanticsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS13
Aasif Mandvi wonders if Justice Antonin Scalia's an avatar after hearing his interpretation of torture.
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