The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 04/05/2006
You know who cries? Girls. And little babies. And little baby girls.
The Colbert ReportS2 Balls for Kidz - Plastic Surgery
The number of Brazilian girls who elect to have plastic surgery has gone up twelve-fold, creating an international hotness gap.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/4/06
Tonight: America loses another place to hide bodies, a report that will permanently raise your eyebrows and Stephen finds out what Jesse Jackson's up to now that racism is over.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jesse Jackson
Stephen asks Reverend Jesse Jackson what he thinks of his plan to repopulate New Orleans' abandoned Ninth Ward with illegal immigrants.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Birdie
The vocabulahating conservationistas are up-in-arms over the Bush administration redefining the term "wetlands."
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/5/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Harvey Mansfield about manliness and Tom DeLay leaves Congress.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Martyr
Just as Jesus died for our sins, Tom DeLay's congressional career has died for Jack Abramoff's sins.
The Colbert ReportS2 Harvey Mansfield
Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
The Colbert ReportS2 Formidable Opponent - Immigration
Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - Russian Girls
Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS2 Crying
The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Award
Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
The Colbert ReportS2 Easter Under Attack - Recalled Eggs
The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Nazis
There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Spring Break
Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/6/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
The Colbert ReportS2 Markos Moulitsas
Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
The Colbert ReportS2 Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 4/17/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
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