The Colbert Report
World's Oldest Panda Dies
Season 7 • 05/17/2011
China is breeding more cuddly cutthroat commies to infiltrate America's heart.
Alison KlaymanThe Colbert ReportS7
Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
Stephen Files Super PAC RequestThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC.
Fig Newton Gingrich 2012The Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich knows how to court corporate donors with his subtle fundraising technique.
Mike Huckabee & Donald Trump Drop OutThe Colbert ReportS7
Mike Huckabee jams on "Cat Scratch Fever" with Ted Nugent before announcing that he will not seek the Republican nomination.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sex ScandalThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen has more important things to talk about than Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate child, like oil subsidies.
The Word - Enhanced RejustificationThe Colbert ReportS7
The "I want to be able to look my children in the eye" crowd refuses to admit that torture is the real hero behind Bin Laden's death.
Intro - 5/17/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks at tax breaks for oil companies and talks to Amy Kremer, dressed as a great American patriot.
Amy KremerThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen asks Amy Kremer if she'd raise taxes to save 8 million lives from a ticking nuclear bomb.
World's Oldest Panda DiesThe Colbert ReportS7
For too long, the Chinese have been using pandas' cuteness to infiltrate America's heart.
Austan GoolsbeeThe Colbert ReportS7
Austan Goolsbee wants to focus on the budget by cutting spending and raising high-income tax rates.
Tip/Wag - Ohio Legislature & FacebookThe Colbert ReportS7
The Ohio legislature allows guns into sports stadiums, and Facebook ushers in a brave new world of personal product placement.
Sign Off - Long Austan Goolsbee InterviewThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen thought his 16-minute interview with Austan Goolsbee was quite enjoyable.
Intro - 5/18/11The Colbert ReportS7
Newt Gingrich has trouble staying on message, and Austan Goolsbee talks about raising the debt ceiling.
Osama bin Laden's ReplacementThe Colbert ReportS7
Osama bin Laden's second-in-command gets passed over for a temp who doesn't even have a beard.
Breaking NewtThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen tracks Newt Gingrich's position on health insurance with the Pandertron 8000.
Better Know a District - Illinois' 18th - Aaron Schock UpdateThe Colbert ReportS7
Aaron Schock believes fetuses have the right to bear arms and acknowledges his six-pack abs.
Sign Off - History of Life on EarthThe Colbert ReportS7
Since Saturday night is the end of the world, let's take a moment to say goodbye to the history of life on Earth.
John Lithgow Performs Gingrich Press ReleaseThe Colbert ReportS7
John Lithgow performs Newt Gingrich's epic press release that has D.C. buzzing.
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