The Colbert Report
David France
Season 3 E 86 • 06/26/2007
David France tells Stephen about the science that further supports the theory that homosexuality is genetic, but must admit that not all the science has been scienced.

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The Colbert ReportS3 E86
David France
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The Colbert ReportS3 E87
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