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Husain Haqqani

Season 14 • 05/13/2009

Husain Haqqani explains that Pakistan needs more than muscle to defeat the Taliban.

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Husain Haqqani says Pakistan needs an investment in the people, not in the military alone, to defeat the Taliban.
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