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Intro - 9/26/11
Season 7 • 09/26/2011
Google could be benefitting from search results, and Radiohead perform.
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04:49
The Colbert Report
S7
Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security
The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
09/22/2011
06:46
The Colbert Report
S7
Jeremy Ben-Ami
Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
09/22/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On
Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
09/22/2011
04:21
The Colbert Report
S7
Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth
According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
09/22/2011
04:17
The Colbert Report
S7
Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel
Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
09/22/2011
04:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Ignoring Global Warming
In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
09/26/2011
04:18
The Colbert Report
S7
Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien
Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
09/26/2011
04:53
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand
Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
09/26/2011
05:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead
Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
09/26/2011
04:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Radiohead
Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
09/26/2011
00:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 9/26/11
Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
09/26/2011
00:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Beer From the Beerkenstocks
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
09/27/2011
06:43
The Colbert Report
S7
Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
09/27/2011
06:46
The Colbert Report
S7
Melinda Gates
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
09/27/2011
03:18
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.org
For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
09/27/2011
04:05
The Colbert Report
S7
Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
09/27/2011
03:27
The Colbert Report
S7
George Clooney's Villa Parties
Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
09/28/2011
05:05
The Colbert Report
S7
The Word - Labor Chains
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
09/28/2011
00:16
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Reading & Shofar Playing
Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
09/28/2011
06:24
The Colbert Report
S7
Ken Burns
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
09/28/2011
05:11
The Colbert Report
S7
Atone Phone - John Lithgow Calls
John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play.
09/28/2011
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