The Colbert Report

Intro - 9/26/11

Season 7 • 09/26/2011

Google could be benefitting from search results, and Radiohead perform.

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04:49

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Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security

The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
09/22/2011
06:46

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Jeremy Ben-Ami

Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
09/22/2011
00:33

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Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On

Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
09/22/2011
04:21

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Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth

According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
09/22/2011
04:17

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Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel

Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
09/22/2011
04:04

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Ignoring Global Warming

In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
09/26/2011
04:18

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Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien

Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
09/26/2011
04:53

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The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand

Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
09/26/2011
05:24

The Colbert ReportS7
Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead

Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
09/26/2011
04:59

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Radiohead

Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
09/26/2011
00:24

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 9/26/11

Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
09/26/2011
00:05

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Beer From the Beerkenstocks

Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
09/27/2011
06:43

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Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date

Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
09/27/2011
06:46

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Melinda Gates

Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
09/27/2011
03:18

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Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.org

For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
09/27/2011
04:05

The Colbert ReportS7
Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs

NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
09/27/2011
03:27

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George Clooney's Villa Parties

Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
09/28/2011
05:05

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - Labor Chains

Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
09/28/2011
00:16

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Sign Off - Reading & Shofar Playing

Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
09/28/2011
06:24

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Ken Burns

Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
09/28/2011
05:11

The Colbert ReportS7
Atone Phone - John Lithgow Calls

John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play.
09/28/2011
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