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Intro - 9/26/11

Season 7 • 09/26/2011

Google could be benefitting from search results, and Radiohead perform.

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04:49

Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland Security
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The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
09/22/2011
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06:46

Jeremy Ben-Ami
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Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
09/22/2011
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00:33

Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives On
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Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
09/22/2011
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04:21

Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth
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According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
09/22/2011
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04:17

Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for Israel
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Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
09/22/2011
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Ignoring Global Warming
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In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
09/26/2011
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04:18

Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'Brien
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Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
09/26/2011
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04:53

The Word - I Think, Therefore I Brand
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Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
09/26/2011
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05:24

Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with Radiohead
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Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
09/26/2011
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Radiohead
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Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
09/26/2011
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00:24

Intro - 9/26/11
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Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
09/26/2011
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00:05

Sign Off - Beer From the Beerkenstocks
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Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
09/27/2011
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06:43

Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary Date
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Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
09/27/2011
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06:46

Melinda Gates
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Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
09/27/2011
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03:18

Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.org
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For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
09/27/2011
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04:05

Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-Downs
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NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
09/27/2011
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03:27

George Clooney's Villa Parties
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Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
09/28/2011
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05:05

The Word - Labor Chains
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Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
09/28/2011
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00:16

Sign Off - Reading & Shofar Playing
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Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
09/28/2011
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06:24

Ken Burns
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Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
09/28/2011
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05:11

Atone Phone - John Lithgow Calls
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John Lithgow calls the Atone Phone to do character research for an Ibsen play.
09/28/2011
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