The Colbert Report
Intro - 9/26/11
Season 7 • 09/26/2011
Google could be benefitting from search results, and Radiohead perform.
Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland SecurityThe Colbert ReportS7
The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
Jeremy Ben-AmiThe Colbert ReportS7
Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives OnThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward EarthThe Colbert ReportS7
According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for IsraelThe Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
Ignoring Global WarmingThe Colbert ReportS7
In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'BrienThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
The Word - I Think, Therefore I BrandThe Colbert ReportS7
Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with RadioheadThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
RadioheadThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
Intro - 9/26/11The Colbert ReportS7
Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
Sign Off - Beer From the BeerkenstocksThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary DateThe Colbert ReportS7
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
Melinda GatesThe Colbert ReportS7
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation - DonorsChoose.orgThe Colbert ReportS7
For every face Colbert Nation uploads to the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation website, DonorsChoose.org will receive $5 from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Sport Report - NASCAR's Green Initiatives & NFL Pat-DownsThe Colbert ReportS7
NASCAR employs a ruinous set of green initiatives, and the NFL institutes tighter stadium security, starting at the ankles.
George Clooney's Villa PartiesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen often fantasizes about being invited to George Clooney's Italian palazzo, getting drunk and going skinny-dipping in Lake Como.
The Word - Labor ChainsThe Colbert ReportS7
Some states have found a great way to discourage illegal immigrants from coming to America and squatting out a freedom fetus.
Sign Off - Reading & Shofar PlayingThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen blows his shofar while reading John Lithgow's "Drama."
Ken BurnsThe Colbert ReportS7
Ken Burns discusses the unforeseen consequences of Prohibition and the political and economic shifts that led to its end.
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