The Colbert Report
The Word - Hear No Evil
Season 7 • 06/07/2011
Rand Paul believes the Bill of Rights guarantees freedom of speech, not freedom of listen.
Stephen's Twitter ScandalThe Colbert ReportS7
In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
Paul Revere's Famous RideThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
Obama Administration Replaces Food PyramidThe Colbert ReportS7
The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
Werner HerzogThe Colbert ReportS7
Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
Stephen's Midnight RideThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen reenacts Paul Revere's midnight ride with a horse, bells and a musket.
Anthony Weiner's Emergency Press ConferenceThe Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Weiner's sadly delicious, sordid saga proves that Democrats don't share Republican values.
Scott Pelley's First CBS BroadcastThe Colbert ReportS7
Just two hours after Anthony Weiner's joint press conference, Scott Pelley starts his first broadcast with the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Sugar Ray LeonardThe Colbert ReportS7
Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen.
Apologies to ShimshamistanThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen apologizes to the viewers in Shimshamistan for broadcasting an expose of atrocities.
Kim Bojang-ilsThe Colbert ReportS7
Without tap dance technology, Kim Jong-il will never be able to crush his people with a jazz hand.
The Word - Hear No EvilThe Colbert ReportS7
Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals.
Bre PettisThe Colbert ReportS7
Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
Weiner Captures Manscaping VoteThe Colbert ReportS7
Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster.
Herman Cain Wants Small BillsThe Colbert ReportS7
When it comes to health care, America should listen to the man who made his fortune selling bacon cheeseburger pizza.
Better Know a District - California's 10th - John GaramendiThe Colbert ReportS7
John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body.
Sign Off - MakerBot HeadThe Colbert ReportS7
Improve or add to the looks of Stephen's MakerBot head on Thingiverse.
Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News PollThe Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
Shaquille O'Neal RetiresThe Colbert ReportS7
Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
The Word - The Business EndThe Colbert ReportS7
Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
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