The Colbert Report

The Word - Hear No Evil

Season 7 • 06/07/2011

Rand Paul believes the Bill of Rights guarantees freedom of speech, not freedom of listen.

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Stephen's Twitter Scandal

In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
06/06/2011
06:17

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Paul Revere's Famous Ride

Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
06/06/2011
02:02

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Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid

The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
06/06/2011
05:24

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Werner Herzog

Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
06/06/2011
00:06

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Stephen's Midnight Ride

Stephen reenacts Paul Revere's midnight ride with a horse, bells and a musket.
06/06/2011
05:42

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Anthony Weiner's Emergency Press Conference

Anthony Weiner's sadly delicious, sordid saga proves that Democrats don't share Republican values.
06/06/2011
02:51

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Scott Pelley's First CBS Broadcast

Just two hours after Anthony Weiner's joint press conference, Scott Pelley starts his first broadcast with the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
06/07/2011
07:49

The Colbert ReportS7
Sugar Ray Leonard

Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen.
06/07/2011
00:35

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Apologies to Shimshamistan

Stephen apologizes to the viewers in Shimshamistan for broadcasting an expose of atrocities.
06/07/2011
04:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Kim Bojang-ils

Without tap dance technology, Kim Jong-il will never be able to crush his people with a jazz hand.
06/07/2011
04:45

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The Word - Hear No Evil

Rand Paul's approach to identifying terrorists is perfectly consistent with his libertarian constitutional ideals.
06/07/2011
05:01

The Colbert ReportS7
Bre Pettis

Bre Pettis uses the MakerBot to print a three-dimensional copy of Stephen's head.
06/08/2011
04:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Weiner Captures Manscaping Vote

Anthony Weiner captures the manscaping vote and makes Stephen feel like an oyster.
06/08/2011
03:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Herman Cain Wants Small Bills

When it comes to health care, America should listen to the man who made his fortune selling bacon cheeseburger pizza.
06/08/2011
06:50

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Better Know a District - California's 10th - John Garamendi

John Garamendi refuses to give Stephen a pass to see Osama bin Laden's body.
06/08/2011
00:29

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Sign Off - MakerBot Head

Improve or add to the looks of Stephen's MakerBot head on Thingiverse.
06/08/2011
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
06/09/2011
02:39

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Mitt Romney Leads in Fox News Poll

Mitt Romney can't keep the cameraman's attention when he announces his presidential candidacy.
06/09/2011
02:20

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Shaquille O'Neal Retires

Shaquille O'Neal announces his retirement from professional basketball.
06/09/2011
05:37

The Colbert ReportS7
The Word - The Business End

Mitt Romney knows how to treat America's sick economy with his business experience.
06/09/2011
03:47

The Colbert ReportS7
Andrew Breitbart Reveals Weiner Photo

Opie and Anthony betray the sacred tradition of confidentiality between respected journalist and shock jock.
06/09/2011
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