The Colbert Report
ThreatDown - Pirates
Season 1 • 11/07/2005
Now the bears are coming after our women? Not on Stephen's watch, Smokey.
The Colbert ReportS1 Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Shhhh!...
During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
The Colbert ReportS1 Judge Tubbs
The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/3/05
Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
The Colbert ReportS1 Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
The Colbert ReportS1 Rioting Do's and Don'ts
Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/7/05
Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up!
The Colbert ReportS1 Eliot Spitzer
Stephen speak with governor-hopeful Eliot Spitzer about campaign costs, his chances of winning and if he agrees that bears are a major threat.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - Frnap: The Freedom Snap
Stephen introduces the Freedom Snap: the Frnap -- which shouts an insult at your country.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - Hoser
After Canada picked up The Colbert Report, Stephen began to rethink his ill feelings towards the country that was once put on notice.
The Colbert ReportS1 ThreatDown - Pirates
Stephen warns us about pirates, Canadian optometrists, professional musicians, mixing romance with NASCAR, and of course, bears.
The Colbert ReportS1 Yet Another Day - Flesh-Eating Virus
Tomorrow morning on "Yet Another Day," Christina tells you how to avoid contracting a flesh-eating virus.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intercepted Satellite Feed
Bloggers intercepted satellite feed of Stephen's interview with Bradley Whitford and posted the footage on the Internet.
The Colbert ReportS1 Tip/Wag - Convicted Murderers
Prisons holding murderers should step up their level of security to, say, that of a local bar.
The Colbert ReportS1 The Word - T.O.
The Philadelphia Eagles are suspending Terrell Owens for the rest of the season. But they've forgotten something: Terrell is a very good football player.
The Colbert ReportS1 Fract - Franagram: American Patriot
"American Patriot" anagrams to "I am an erotic part."
The Colbert ReportS1 Wilford Brimley Calls - Cocoon
Wilford Brimley doesn't understand why Stephen isn't using the cocoon he sent as a set decoration.
The Colbert ReportS1 America Doesn't Torture
The president says that America doesn't do anything illegal. Torture is illegal. Ergo -- and that's Latin for "bite me" -- we do not torture.
The Colbert ReportS1 Intro - 11/8/05
On the agenda: Terrell Owens, torture, Christmas tradition and Court TV's Catherine Crier.
The Colbert ReportS1 Catherine Crier
To get into the news business, Catherine Crier said, "Boys, I've got a camera in the living room. You wanna come over and make a tape?"
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