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Cartman Fights a Midget

E 1 • 03/07/2007

Cartman fights Dr. Nelson bare chested.

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01:19

Go Ahead, Apologize
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Randy meets with the Reverend Jesse Jackson in an attempt to apologize and ends up only kissing his ass.
03/07/2007
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Dr. Nelson: The Midget
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Cartman is highly insensitive during a school assembly on sensitivity and the power of words.
03/07/2007
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Birth of "N-Word Guy"
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Randy goes to a comedy club where an African-American comedian labels him "Nigger Guy".
03/07/2007
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03:07

Tolerant Rednecks
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While being chased by tolerant rednecks, Randy finds himself Michael Richards, Mark Furman and others who have been disgraced for making racially insensitive comments.
03/07/2007
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You Can't Say That on Television
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Randy' category on "Wheel of Fortune" is "People Who Annoy You."
03/07/2007
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02:03

RACE WAR!
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Stan stands up for his father when Tolkien gets anger.
03/07/2007
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Dr. Nelson Meets Eric Cartman
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Dr. David Nelson tries to talk to Cartman about his intolerance; Cartman still can't stop laughing. test
03/07/2007
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Poetry Slam
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Randy visits a local spoken word open mic to tell it like it is, or at least how he feels it ought to be.
03/07/2007
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01:19

Hello Fatso
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Cartman is unfazed by Dr. Nelson's attempt to humiliate him.
03/07/2007
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00:56

Randy Marsh African America Scholarship Foundation
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Randy announces his new scholarship fund for African-American students in hopes that it will erase people's memory of "Nigger Guy"
03/07/2007
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Cartman Fights a Midget
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Cartman and Dr. Nelson go toe to toe in a bare chested brawl where Cartman dominates.
03/07/2007
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01:50

Randy Goes to Washington
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Dissatisfied with the sudden bigotry, Randy takes his cause to The Senate in an effort to enact the first word ban in American history.
03/07/2007
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01:04

Stan Gets It?
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Cartman's fight with Dr. Nelson teaches Stan that he gets that he doesn't get it when it comes to Race issues.
03/07/2007
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01:40

Photo Album
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Cartman shows off his photo album with all of the gross things he's done to Butters while he slept.
03/14/2007
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02:19

Priest Maxi Councils Butters
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Priest Maxi Tells Butters about a camp for Bi-Curious boys, while Cartman tries to get the other boys to forget about the incriminating photo.
03/14/2007
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01:44

Cartman Tells Mom
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Cartman tells his mom about the picture in hopes she can help him get it back.
03/14/2007
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01:16

Gay Polarity
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After Cartman learns the new photo of his wiener in Butters' mouth makes him gay, Kyle explains how he can cancel the Gay Polarity.
03/14/2007
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01:33

Butters' Surprise
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Mr. Stotch walks in on Butters blindfolded and on his knees in front of a pantless Cartman.
03/14/2007
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01:24

Butters Arrives at Camp
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Butters arrives at Camp New Grace and meets his accountabilibuddy.
03/14/2007
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00:49

Photo is Missing
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Cartman screams at Kyle for stealing the picture of him with his penis in Butters' mouth.
03/14/2007
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01:12

Pastor Phillips' Sermon
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Pastor Phillips gives an unconvincing sermon about how he is cured of being gay.
03/14/2007
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